ignorant bitch

[Alleya]

Tell that to the kettle lobby.

[Lucienne]

dear disrespectful beezy,
get the fuck out of my thread
i warmed up tea water in the microwave today too and i enjoyed it
way to be shallow and ungrateful
let me tell clickmuclickwae over in ethopia about your microwave
oh shit
he starved to death
guess he'll never know
meanwhile im outta work with yet still undiagnosed medical problems
waiting patiently in line for a ct scan
no physical activity but walking
getting all my food eaten by strangers and guests
who aren't putting anything back in the fridge
who are not very smart
who are interrupting the work that is what pays me and puts food in the fridge
that they eat
and give to their grandma
and their friends
and dont put the eggs back in the fridge
oh
you want a teapot
ill give you a teapot
suck my dick

lol
Now, that was all worth it.

Also not my house so I just do as I'm told basically.

[Zalius]

Also not my house so I just do as I'm told basically.

empathy

[Tajin]

i dont cum in the shower

Nigga you have problems.

[Charismatic]

Nigga you have problems.

No he doesn't, if you do that I would say you do.

[Kiarax]

I tried to fap in the shower once and my dick blew up like a balloon fuck that shit never again.

[Tajin]

No he doesn't, if you do that I would say you do.

Eh, I (used to) fap pretty much anywhere; still would shall the need arise. Its all about the cleanup.

[Zalius]

1. too hot.
2. uncomfortable standing.
3. im busy enjoying hot water
4. i have regions to clean
5. i cant think of another reason yet but i already typed 5

[Zalius]

experiment with homeostasis:

I stopped buying eggs. Mysteriously, the eggs in the fridge were refilled without me doing it. This is after me being the only one to put eggs in the fridge for 2~4 months. I stopped buying juice. There is also, now, juice in the fridge. Still no cheese though - but I buy the good cheese and they buy processed cheese so I wouldn't know if they did anyways, that shit doesn't even catch my radar anymore.

I stopped buying toilet paper (this was the funny one). I kept some fast food napkins stashed away in my room to ride out the storm & continue with my experiment. Toilet paper begins to appear out of nowhere. I use maybe 1/3rd-1/4th of the toilet paper that I buy - seriously annoying to wake up with the last roll, and by the end of the night have 0 toilet paper when i gotta shit. literally wiping their asses w/my money

[Charismatic]

Now you know.
Don't buy jack shit and everything will be alright.

[Demosthenes]

tea... microwave

My soul weeps for you.

[Alleya]

literally wiping their asses w/my money

A+

[Tajin]

^

[Callisto]

zalius I will help you out and knock up your roommate

[Conrad]

literally wiping their asses w/my money

that's figurative, not literal

[Callisto]

no it's literal, that's what they use when the TP's empty

[Conrad]

that is quite wasteful, you'd think spending his money on toilet paper would be a more practical and cost-efficient method of cleaning one's self

[Howie Roary]

that's figurative, not literal

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln...fddjo1_500.png

[Zalius]

that's figurative, not literal

until toilet paper is free it's literal. this is my brain. i make the rules. go read of mice and men or something i dont give a shit

[Qalbert]

then why do you need tp?