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  1. 2011-12-19 16:40 #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    then why do you need tp?
    you know, why is it guys don't have to wipe when they pee? NASTY STUFF JUST CAME OUT OF YO DICK AND YOU THINK A LITTLE SHAKING IS ENOUGH?

    /jealousy
  2. 2011-12-19 17:02 #42
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    Shaking tosses bits of urine all over your pants
  3. 2011-12-19 17:21 #43
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    superior equipment doesn't leak.
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    stand naked and shake and tell me if you feel anything
  5. 2011-12-19 18:27 #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    you know, why is it guys don't have to wipe when they pee? NASTY STUFF JUST CAME OUT OF YO DICK AND YOU THINK A LITTLE SHAKING IS ENOUGH?

    /jealousy
    Peeing on toilet seats.
  6. 2011-12-19 19:04 #46
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    Yeah seriously, women who don't wipe down the seat after they spray it with piss just annoy the hell out of me. Ugh.
  7. 2011-12-19 19:07 #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Peeing on toilet seats.
    as much as you think that was a joke...you have not experienced a ladies public bathroom.

    It's like a warzone in there half the time. Pee everywhere and the toilet full of shit (literally) with toilet paper all over the floor.


    It's like everything women do to keep clean in EVERY ASPECT OF THEIR LIFE goes fucking out the window as soon as they walk through the stall door.
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    not to mention if it's their time of the month. I have seen bloody tampons and maxis in the most random of places in a public bathroom.

    WHY THE FUCK YOU HIDING THAT SHIT BEHIND THE TOILET WHEN THERE IS A TRAIL OF BLOOD LEADING TO IT?
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    My friday haunt has unisex bathrooms. It looks like utter garbage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Pee everywhere and the toilet full of shit (literally) with toilet paper all over the floor.
    see, this is what literally means
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    then why do you need tp?
    exactly, you should just leave your money in the bathroom
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    wnerds

    thats portmanteau

    for you being word nerds

    suck it bitch i bet you didnt know i knew portmanteau did you
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    do you like how those 4 sentences poetically increased in length after each other

    separated by spaces which isn't a part of MLA format

    almost like half of a pyramid

    im half egyptian
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    im a fucking artist
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    half egyptian

    full retard
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    no the other half is irish
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    these are overlapping issues
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    your irish and egyptian lie gently on your raging retardation
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