Sath

**Cantih** · 2011-11-23 19:03

I was checking FARK, and there was just this article with the PERFECT Christmas gift for you to get back at your mom's epic troll gift from last year.

However, the only truly innovative product appeared to be the "little rooster", a new concept in early morning alarm calls – albeit mostly for the ladies. For this is an alarm-cum-vibrator, that fits neatly inside your knickers and wakes you, according to the sales blurb 'gradually, sensually'. It is ideal for heavy sleepers and perfectly safe, as the assistant explained: "I've been wearing mine all week, and it's not the least bit uncomfortable".

Ladies, who wants an alarm clock in your panties!

**Qalbert** · 2011-11-23 19:05

alarm cock

**Rocl** · 2011-11-23 19:10

what did he get last year

**Rocl** · 2011-11-23 19:10

a fleshlight?

**BadKarma** · 2011-11-23 19:10

Originally Posted by Qalbert

alarm cock

Oh you

**Colenzo** · 2011-11-23 19:11

Originally Posted by Qalbert

alarm cock

lol'd

**Kiarax** · 2011-11-23 19:12

I want one.

**Howie Roary** · 2011-11-23 19:17

I know what sound the alarm makes

Spoiler: show

**Cantih** · 2011-11-23 19:17

Originally Posted by Rocl

what did he get last year

http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/101...=1#post4322531

**Ksandra** · 2011-11-23 20:17

does sath even read spam?

**Cantih** · 2011-11-23 20:33

Well, it's not like I'm gonna bust a namedrop thread in GD.

He'll find out about it eventually.

**Lucienne** · 2011-11-23 21:47

Originally Posted by Cantih

http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/101...=1#post4322531

I remember that.
I got a Great Book about Sex from my parents when I was 17 or so, I no longer remember if it was for Christmas or birthday. As much as I wanted to kill them for it, it did have some pretty useful info in it.

**Qalbert** · 2011-11-23 22:36

Originally Posted by Howie Roary

I know what sound the alarm makes

Spoiler: show

ilu

**Abandon** · 2011-11-23 23:23

Originally Posted by Qalbert

ilu

gay

**Qalbert** · 2011-11-23 23:23

only one time

**Abandon** · 2011-11-23 23:26

win.

**Howie Roary** · 2011-11-24 15:52

Originally Posted by Qalbert

one time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YAEWrnOtrY#t=00m51s (since I can't post an embedded video that starts at the exact time)

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2011-11-24 19:47

when the fuck has sath ever been even mildly related to spam outside of hanging from admin sack for a week long title

**Conrad** · 2011-11-25 11:22

Originally Posted by Lucienne

I remember that.
I got a Great Book about Sex from my parents when I was 17 or so, I no longer remember if it was for Christmas or birthday. As much as I wanted to kill them for it, it did have some pretty useful info in it.

go on

**BerenTebogo** · 2011-12-07 21:41

How the fuck did anyone remember that I got that, lol. I didn't even remember that I got that! Ahaha

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