NFL Week 13: Something something, late thread, grumble grumble

[Cail]

Jacksonville #4 fewest passing yards a game (what do you know, who did phil rivers beat last night?!)

cant beleive it took me this long to look that stat up

also,

In a 911 call soon after his car hit a tree in Portland, Ore., on Saturday, Ndamukong Suh said "everybody's fine." But now, two passengers now claim they were injured in the accident.

Portland police had originally said there were no injuries, but they said Monday that two passengers later came forward to say they were hurt and left the scene before officers arrived.

Sgt. Pete Simpson says one woman reported bruises and soreness, and the other reported a cut to her forehead and a black eye. Their names were not released.

Police say Suh was not impaired and was not cited, and that they are not re-opening the investigation.

"At no point did anyone there tell an officer that (Suh) was driving out of control," Simpson told KGW-TV. "The crash doesn't meet our threshold for investigation, which is vulnerable road user, DUI, or serious trauma injury."

The amended police report, according to KGW-TV, now says that one person was seriously injured in the crash and that there were four people in the car, not three as had been noted in the original report.

One of the women in the vehicle is quoted in the police report as saying she told Suh that she needed medical attention. She said Suh refused her request and told her she was fine. She then walked down the street and had her husband pick her up and take her to a hospital.

The Detroit Lions defensive tackle was calm and polite during the phone call to emergency services. When asked by the 911 operator if he needed an ambulance, Suh said: "No, I don't think so. I think everybody's fine."

Later in the call, which lasted 1 minute, 15 seconds, Suh was asked again if he was sure he didn't need an ambulance. "Yes, everybody's fine," he replied.

Suh told police he was trying to avoid a stopped taxi cab when he lost control of the 1970 Chevrolet Coupe. The car hit a curb, light pole, drinking fountain and tree.

"When the light turned green, he floored it," one of the passengers told KGW-TV. "I just remember going so fast and it was violent, and just getting thrown around like rag dolls."

Suh declined to comment to KGW.

Suh currently is serving a two-game suspension for stomping an opponent during a loss to the Green Bay Packers on Thanksgiving. He missed the Lions' loss Sunday night to the New Orleans Saints and also will miss Detroit's Week 14 game against the Minnesota Vikings.

[Chun Liroy]

That's why I asked you what was so special about steve smith. The past few years he didn't do shit. look at the opponents.

[archibaldcrane]

lulz suh

lying to police

stomping gas pedals

this is glorious - all from a backup right guard pancaking him

[Chun Liroy]

Jacksonville #4 fewest passing yards a game (what do you know, who did phil rivers beat last night?!)

cant beleive it took me this long to look that stat up

imagine the numbers he would have put up if the top 3 corners played together! Wait..

[Tweek]

cail sounds like me right now


and by that I mean he's right but is looking silly wasting his time arguing statistics with an idiot

[Cleverness]

Leroy: Cam being Top 10 isn't that big of a deal, Cam to Steve Smith is predictable and easy to stop, Carolina doesn't have a good offense.
Cail: Actually Steve Smith is tied for 2nd most receiving yards
Leroy: So what's so special about Steve Smith?

The answer to that I guess is "he's tied for 2nd most receiving yards" leroy. Just admit you're wrong and stop here, this direction you're going isn't a good one.

[Chun Liroy]

He's dropped off dramatically the past few weeks. The teams they play sucks.

[archibaldcrane]

cail sounds like me right now

i was about to say this

it's not a good look cail

privers had a great game and you called it, this is time for mindless boasting, not stat crunching

[Cail]

noted

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/815466/rovers.JPG

[archibaldcrane]

Still didn't break 300 yards

priv sucks broski

[tyven]

OH COOL WAY TO PUT UP THE MOST POINTS ON A TEAM ALL YEAR THAT WAS RIDDLED WITH DEFENSIVE INJURIES FOR THE FIRST TIME ALL YEAR. THATS AWESOME. p riv for life

[AidenCarby]

my nigga

[AidenCarby]

Still didn't break 300 yards

priv sucks broski

He was resting the throwing shoulder for that playoff push!

[Headspace]

Phil Rivers killed my father and raped my mother.

[Rhinox]

Peter king has the dolphins #11 on his power rankings LOL

[Cleverness]

Come on Tyven, give Rivers a break. He hasn't gotten a win in forever. Even the Texans got a win yesterday with a shitty quarterback. The NFL has to give him at least 1 in December. How can you say no to that face.

[Bregor]

Phil Rivers killed my father and raped my mother.

You know, I heard these allegations and I'm sure they're false. But you have to wonder, why hasn't Rivers come out and stated he's innocent of these heinous crimes yet?

[Demosthenes11]

so the falcons lose to tj fucking yates, and gain a spot in the espn power rankings.

wat

[Tweek]

You know, I heard these allegations and I'm sure they're false. But you have to wonder, why hasn't Rivers come out and stated he's innocent of these heinous crimes yet?

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth

[Headspace]

so the falcons lose to tj fucking yates, and gain a spot in the espn power rankings.

wat

Bagels get raped and lose one spot..

lulllerskates