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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    weird

    that's my dad's name
    And you're stuck working on reality shows?
    Well, at least you got the money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuri-G View Post
    oh good lord. I'm glad they're doing this though. they're pandering to their core audience who would follow them through hell and highwater regardless; meanwhile the people that matter, the people on the edge, are undoubtedly thinking "what the holy fucking hell is this shit?" and fleeing to cnn.

    I mean seriously, this is right up there with "harry potter will make your kid a gay witch." they're only going to alienate the people that matter with this insanity.
    Fuck you. I honestly googled, "harry potter will make your kid a gay witch." and this popped up:

    http://godhatesgoths.com/godhatesharrypotter.html

    Enjoy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cantih View Post
    And you're stuck working on reality shows?
    Well, at least you got the money.
    Spoiler: show
    there's more than one Stephen Lang in the world - just a really weird coincidence that I mentioned him on the same page someone referenced a fairly obscure actor of the same name

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aristio View Post
    Fuck you. I honestly googled, "harry potter will make your kid a gay witch." and this popped up:

    http://godhatesgoths.com/godhatesharrypotter.html

    Enjoy.
    Dear god I want to believe that site is fake but we all know how crazy and delusional religious zealots can be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    It's weird, because my Dad watches Fox News as his go-to channel (when I'm like "Dad wtf are you watching this for" he's just like "oh whatever, it's just the news") but he doesn't get hung up on the crazy fearmongering - nor does he say "god this is fucking stupid".

    I don't know how he does it.
    Same. My dad watches Huckabee's show and listens to Limbaugh but talking to him you'd think he was apolitical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    Dear god I want to believe that site is fake but we all know how crazy and delusional religious zealots can be.
    We all know that ALL homosexuals abuse children and prefer sex with underaged boys, and know that in the books this sicko showed an unhealthy interest in Harry, enouraging him to perform oral sex on a dog in the book 'Goblet of Fire' (though this part was cencored by the author before publication)
    Best troll, or best troll ever?

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    I did not even make it a minute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    This is the dumbest thing ever. fwiw no less, as people might have noticed I've been obsessing on the muppets ever since I heard about this movie. In one interview I read that the whole "buy out an old studio to drill for oil" was something that either happened or was attempted at some point (I forget the details...read to many interviews). So it wasn't even something completely far fetched in the first place.
    Simpsons did it in the episode where Mr. Burns attempted to drill under the school. Nobody calls the Simpsons communists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    Dear god I want to believe that site is fake but we all know how crazy and delusional religious zealots can be.
    I actually went to my ex's Pentecostal church with her for about six~eight months, and I no shit heard sermons that directly attributed the Harry Potter books and Lord of the Rings directly to Satan, and that reading them (or the "fantasy" genre in general) was "strongly discouraged" as being a fount of evil (I heard this actively preached at least twice in a 6~8 month span). I introduced that same ex (I only actually have the one ex anyway <_<) to the Wheel of Time, which she loved the first few books of. Around midway through the 3rd book or early on in the 4th she told me she was having dreams of a burning wheel and that they were visions from God and something about how they were terrible she couldn't read the WoT anymore, and that I shouldn't read it either. (She later recanted that, and stopped going to that church, once I convinced her that they were fucking crazy and taking her along for the ride, but all the same it did happen.)

    I consider myself a religious person and a Christian, and although I'm not great at practicing it most of the time, certain of my beliefs tend to be directly related. But holy shit, some people really are just batshit fucking insane, and religion just makes them worse.

    It's one of the reasons I don't really understand why people watch Fox seriously. It's essentially an extremist version of a news channel that makes no attempt at hiding it's own agenda or bias, no matter how irrational, ridiculous, and/or outright hateful it can be. Mainstream media is all pretty bad nowadays, but Fox is seriously in it's own league of stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elrina View Post
    I actually went to my ex's Pentecostal church with her for about six~eight months, and I no shit heard sermons that directly attributed the Harry Potter books and Lord of the Rings directly to Satan, and that reading them (or the "fantasy" genre in general) was "strongly discouraged" as being a fount of evil (I heard this actively preached at least twice in a 6~8 month span). I introduced that same ex (I only actually have the one ex anyway <_<) to the Wheel of Time, which she loved the first few books of. Around midway through the 3rd book or early on in the 4th she told me she was having dreams of a burning wheel and that they were visions from God and something about how they were terrible she couldn't read the WoT anymore, and that I shouldn't read it either. (She later recanted that, and stopped going to that church, once I convinced her that they were fucking crazy and taking her along for the ride, but all the same it did happen.)

    I consider myself a religious person and a Christian, and although I'm not great at practicing it most of the time, certain of my beliefs tend to be directly related. But holy shit, some people really are just batshit fucking insane, and religion just makes them worse.

    It's one of the reasons I don't really understand why people watch Fox seriously. It's essentially an extremist version of a news channel that makes no attempt at hiding it's own agenda or bias, no matter how irrational, ridiculous, and/or outright hateful it can be. Mainstream media is all pretty bad nowadays, but Fox is seriously in it's own league of stupid.
    Need pics of ex to confirm validity of your argument. Noods preferably

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    the not so subtle subtleties are pretty amazing really

    "if a conservative did this, pro american flag waving, liberals would be outraged!" ...

    "I thought sesame street was supposed to be about sharing, and being nice to people, but over the years they've gotten more liberal"

    followed immediately with "we have programs why would kids ever be hungry that never happens! he should be the food stamp muppet!"

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    also my sisters had a ballet teacher that believed santa was satan (hence the anagram) trying to make christmas about greed instead of jesus

    my mom has these wooden block letters that spell out santa and have him painted oh them (she collects santas...)

    they've gotten rearranged constantly ever since whenever they're out, it's been like 20 years now

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    Do they still rearrange the Santa letters because they just think it's funny to do now, or did they actually buy into it?

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    I hope this gets on The Daily Show some time this week. & lol @ the brainwashing our children coming from Fox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elrina View Post
    Do they still rearrange the Santa letters because they just think it's funny to do now, or did they actually buy into it?
    we all do it because we found the whole thing hilarious, even my mom laughs whenever she notices before she rearranges it

    I'm pretty sure we've gotten it into a few christmas pictures successfully though

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    I love that "Molly Longbottom", "Mark Flitwick", "Emma McGonagall", "Ginny Lupin," and "Remus Fletcher" are quoted in that Harry Potter is evil page. Also: even as a fairly conservative fellow, I was glad there was no desk in front of me to slam my forehead on. I made it through the first 7 minutes, but there's a reason I don't watch Fox News, or MSNBC for that matter. American politics is a cess pit of retardation on "both" sides (because modern American news tells me there are only two sides to every issue!), and it really doesn't matter if you're conservative or liberal, you're not represented. And God help you if you're independent, because odds are pretty solid that you're not getting the fiscal conservativism and social liberalism you're interested in.

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    But Independents are just Democratic Liberals in denial Maroot! Same thing with Libertarians being Republican Conservatives in denial! Don't you know anything!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cail View Post

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    I haven't read the thread, but I watched the video. I had to stop @ 2:25 after he attacked Captain Planet and Nickelodeon (and the movies). Are you fucking kidding me? Get this guy a bullet to the head, stat...

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