Just a little story

[Cream Soda]

Soooo

I found a phone yesterday in the parking lot of McDonalds. This phone had 3g hotspot, so I figured I'd use it for a day for faster internet and when the battery was about to die, I'd text the location to the contacts and just leave it and go about my business.

But after having the phone for like 20 mins, guy is on his friend's phone, e-thugging me and threatening that I better give his phone back or else. I simply ignored it, went about my business. Then he was like I'll give you $10 no questions asked and I was like I don't need any money, I'll give it back later today I'm busy right now.

Then he starts e-thugging again and is like "I have GPS, I'll see you soon." Said some shit about getting his phone back and kicking my ass.

At this point, I was like "okay, I hope your GPS works under water" then he's like "no no man I'm sorry, look I'll give you $30 for safe return of the phone"

Then I say
"A lesson learned... too late"

Chucked that shit in the lake.

[Cream Soda]

Also, he had nudes on his phone, so I sent it to his entire contact list before chucking the phone

[EternityEnd]

Surely you also saved the nudes for BG.

[Kiarax]

You are kind of a tool.

[Kiarax]

And by kind of I mean you are actually a massive faggot and the sooner you die the better.

[Cantih]

You are kind of a tool.

No no, it's plain to see.
He's a horse's ass!

[BadKarma]

11/10 would read again


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I am here: http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=40.750892,-73.940489

[Colenzo]

I know right? completely hilarious

[Demosthenes]

That's fucked up. Hope you step on a pile of lego blocks.

[Ragnell]

Fucked up and appropriate at the same time, I don't approve or disapprove, I do disapprove of anything pony

[Ivve]

i would've disapproved if not for the e-thuggin'. phone-thuggin'? either way, the appropriate way to get your shit back is never to bully the person who has picked it up. people need to learn lessons like this. also, lock your phone retards.

[Linliel]

stay classy, CS

[Ivve]

CS has class?

[Kipling]

He probably would have beaten the shit out of you when he met you to give you the money, anyway.

[Linliel]

yeah good point Ivve

[Colenzo]

That's fucked up. Hope you step on a pile of lego blocks.

my mom totally broke a toe like this when i was a kid

[Ragnell]

He probably would have beaten the shit out of you when he met you to give you the money, anyway.

I'd love to see how big the guy would be compared to CS, honestly I'd put money on CS whoopin that ass

[Callisto]

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I PAID FOR THAT PHONE


YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD DARKIE

[Colenzo]

GET HIM

[Demosthenes]

my mom totally broke a toe like this when i was a kid

Stepping on lego blocks is no laughing matter.