The Expendables 2 (August 17th, 2012)

[Rhyis.]

It says, "with" Willis and "and" Arnold. So no, probably not. JCVD probably isn't doing anything either.

Norris better kill everybody with a single roundhouse kick btw.

[Ragnus]

Chuck is looking pretty good. He was looking like he was ready to keel over in the Total Gym commercials this year but now (through the power of makeup I imagine) he looks about 20 years younger.

[Xno Kappa]

Willis is supposed to be the main antagonist of the movie last I heard.

[Ayn]

The only thing I wish for this movie is less dialogue than the first one.

I was thoroughly impressed with the kill to minute ratio in the first, at least in the first ten minutes.

They need to kick it up a notch.

Preferably a roundhouse.

[AidenCarby]

I'm anticipating that they throw in some cheesy Norris jokes in there, somehow.

[Kaylia]

The first movie was a let down. I was expecting something cheesy with over the top scene all the time, but it was taking itself way too seriously for the most part.

I really hope they will change that in the second.

[6souls]

Willis is supposed to be the main antagonist of the movie last I heard.

Has since been changed to Van Damme.

[Kingadem]

Has since been changed to Van Damme.

They were very original with his name too; Jean Vilain...

[6souls]

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Spoiler version of the synopsis;

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Stallone, Statham, Rourke, Lundgren, Couture and Crews return as hard-edged but noble mercenaries in the second installment of Sylvester Stallone's old-school action thriller, The Expendables.

As payback for taking out the corrupt CIA agent Monroe (Eric Roberts) in the first Expendables, cagey Agent Church (Bruce Willis) forces the Expendables to do an "easy mission": retrieve a missing CIA package from Gazak, a civil war torn country in Easter Europe.

The easy mission turns deadly when the Expendables are ambushed by a team of ruthless rival mercs, the Sangunaires, competing to get the same package. Tool (Mickey Rourke), the heart and souleof the Expendables, is brutally murdered by Vilain, the leader of the bloodthirsty guns for hire. Still, the Expendables manage to pull of the mission and return with the CIA package, but it's a hollow victory.

As their thoughts turn from grief to revenge, Tool's beautiful young daughter Fiona shows up. Cut from the same stone as her dad, she wants to join the Expendables when they hunt down Villain and his men. Barney (Stallone) promises her the Expendables will avenge Tool's death, but will not risk putting his best friend's daughter in harm's way.

Fiona, who is young and wile, embarks on her own revenge mission, complicating matters for Barney when she is captured and ransomed by VIlain. Now Barney and the expendables must risk everything to save her, kidnapping CIA Agent Church and pulling off a daring heist of the CIA package they were hired to bring back.

When Agent Church reveals why the CIA package is so valuable to Vilain, the stakes go up even higher. Inside the package are canisters of radioactive cesium which Vilain has been tasked with releasing on the people's uprising that threatens the thirty year rule of Gazak's vicious dictator, President Dogot.

The Expendables, along with Agent Church, are now faced with an impossible mission: rescue Fiona, foil a dictator's vicious plot to kill scores of innocent people, and avenge the death of one of their own.

[Kingadem]

http://www.firstshowing.net/2012/the...-chuck-norris/

PG-13...

Fuckin Norris.

[6souls]

Yesterday word got out from Chuck Norris that because of him The Expendables 2 would be rated PG-13. I know many of the fans hoped this news would not be true, but I'm sorry to tell you that it is. The news was confirmed by none other than Sylvester Stallone.

Here's what the actor told Harry from AICN:

Harry, the film is fantastic with Van Damme turning in an inspired performance... Our final battle is one for the ages. The PG13 rumor is true, but before your readers pass judgement, trust me when I say this film is LARGE in every way and delivers on every level. This movie touches on many emotions which we want to share with the broadest audience possible, BUT, fear not, this Barbeque of Grand scale Ass Bashing will not leave anyone hungry...Sly

http://geektyrant.com/news/2012/1/19...confirmed.html
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/52774

[Cleverness]

Not watching this movie. Dunno how you gonna have all these guys in the same movie and just restrict it to PG-13 cause of Chuck Norris. Wasn't even in the first one, tell him to gtfo.

I was excited to see Fur Coat Van Damme, now I am not.

[Appie]

Hoping Stallone is smart and makes uncut version too for a dvd/bluray release. Fuckin Norris.

[ronin sparthos]

No Steven Seagal already deducts points from this flick.

And yeah, I'm sure the DVD release will be R and have whatever needs to be cut out to make it PG-13 for theatrical release.

[Brill Weave]

I was expecting something cheesy with over the top scene all the time, but it was taking itself way too seriously for the most part.

.....Did you even watch the first one? It was nothing but cheesy over the top action sequences.

[Xno Kappa]

Wow...fuck Chuck Norris. What the fuck is the point now on releasing this shit in theaters with a PG-13 rating? Better off making that shit straight to Blu-Ray right now uncut. Not paying a dime for some diet version.

[Abandon]

fuck chuck

[Foxer]

Fuck Norris. What a bitch.

[Kaylia]

.....Did you even watch the first one? It was nothing but cheesy over the top action sequences.

The final scene was great, but there was one hour and half of retarded shit they could have cut to make the movie better (anything with Mickey Rourke, the girl, Statham/Stallone doing nothing good on the island the first time).

So yes, I stand by my point. I love mindless movie, this was just bad until the last part.


Shit, it should have been more like this.

[Lonewind]

From what I heard is that Stallone listened to the fans and made it R again, let's hope that's true.