The Expendables 2 (August 17th, 2012)

[thetruepandagod]

Got exactly what i wanted from this movie.

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I fucking love terry crews. Jet li's fight at the start + van damme showdown were both great. Some of the knife fights were great. The shooting got a little tedious for me and i wish there was more jet li and van damme punching people.

[Hawky]

Amazing for what it's suppose to be. Go in expecting a fuckton of one-liners and gunsplosions and get to leave happy.

My only gripe?

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I was hoping Jet Li would have came back at the end and either saved Dolph Lundren, or gotten to fight Van Damme

Great movie to watch in the cinema, crowd went crazy when Chuck showed up. However 1 big disappointment.

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Jet Li only being there in the intro is a huge waste, i'd rather have him fighting van Damme instead of Stallone. Putting 2 proper martial artists against each other would have made for a much more satisfying fight to watch.

[Amiricle]

Great movie to watch in the cinema, crowd went crazy when Chuck showed up. However 1 big disappointment.

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Jet Li only being there in the intro is a huge waste, i'd rather have him fighting van Damme instead of Stallone. Putting 2 proper martial artists against each other would have made for a much more satisfying fight to watch.

I agree.

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Was so hoping Van Damme would beatdown Stallone & Jet Li would arrive to save his ass

*edit phone glitched partway through post.

[Hushigoshi]

Is it true you got bit by a king cobra?

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Yes, and after five painful days the cobra finally died (grins)

Everyone laughed for a good 5 minutes at this line. So happy for all the one liners, throwbacks, and inside jokes being thrown around during the movie.

[nicholai]

This movie is a ton of fun to watch, really enjoyed it in theater. Can I get a petition going for a Terry Crews/Dolph Lundgren buddy cop comedy? Pretty sure it would be the best thing ever.

[Tajin]

I came, I saw, and then came again manly cum of manliness

[Cream Soda]

Loved the movie. Didn't care for the final fight though

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Also wishing Jet Li would have stuck around and fought JCVD. I feel they wasted JCVD

but yea, still best movie I've seen in a long time.

Also

<3 Maggie!

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Fuck making a new thread.

"Expendables 3" to include Jackie Chan

Jackie Chan has confirmed his involvement with Sylvester Stallone's "Expendables 3" as the script is currently in works to include the international action star recently at a press conference for "CZ12" in Kuala Lumpur.

"Sly had invited me to be in "Expendables 2" but I was too busy filming "CZ12" and couldn't make a commitment to the film. But he did extend his invitation to the third movie, which I agreed on the condition that I will be appearing as more than just a minor role with a few scenes," said Chan.

Chan added that he had revealed to Stallone that he hoped the third installment of the franchise would run along the lines of a 'buddy-buddy' movie should Chan be starring in it, which the "Rambo" star obliged. Currently, the script is in the midst of being worked on to meet the criteria.

Mind you, Chuck Norris had a minor role with a few scenes in Expendables 2, so this is still a lot to get excited about.

[Tyrath]

How can you have a buddy buddy movie with like 10 stars? Oh well, way more excited about Jackie Chan than I was for Chuck!

Wait, does this mean Jackie Chan and Jet Li will be in it together? That'd be awesome. Hope Li actually sticks around for the movie this time.

[Hatedregret]

Make Chan a bad guy for once and let them just copy this and i'm set to pop.

[Xno Kappa]

The Forbidden Kingdom was an awesome movie.

[Abandon]

no it wasn't, but the asian bitches were fuckable and jet + jackie = gold