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    im gonna write a book and call it "sex advice from a dude that doesn't get any" gonna sell millions

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    im gonna write a book and call it "sex advice from a dude that doesn't get any" gonna sell millions
    lmfao, I'd buy it.

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    If sex is boring to you then you're not doing it right. Woman or man, doesn't matter!

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuroikage View Post
    So what a real orgasm be? I mean shit, that's not how you want to stop it... makin nigga think he is king dick and shit. Now you're gonna get more of the same if you still sleep with this dude.
    hey, women's logic

  5. #165
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    For a man it's hard for sex to be boring, at least for the first 20 minutes. By that i mean i'm done.

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    I like to fuck women and try to be as bad as possible so when they fake an orgasm I call them out on it and then they feel bad and fuck me a second time and that's when I give them the real business and don't bother calling them out when they inevitably fake it a second time.

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    Ksandra, please stop throwing around expired stereotypical bs. Any woman that still fakes orgasms in 2011 needs to get her head checked.

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    llol

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    Oh, and to get back on topic, I was taken to the church today for the Christmas service, I failed to recognize the aunt again. Luckily for me, the priest called her by her name though.
    Btw, black churches are cool!

  10. #170
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucienne View Post
    Any woman that still fakes orgasms in 2011 needs to get her head checked.
    lol because every man everywhere gives good sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    lol because every man everywhere gives good sex?
    You're not that stupid.

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    sounds like you're just blind

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    actually, scratch that too 'cause often it isn't even about the guy.

    I'll admit it, I've got times where I'm totally into it, hubby being hot and sexy as fuck, not thinking about anything else, I get close and then BAM "DID I REMEMBER TO PAY THE CAR BILL?" gone, but so close I "finish" because it would have happened.

    I am not exactly shy with females talking about that stuff too, and they always got stories.

    Maybe you're lucky, or maybe you're not old enough yet, but it happens.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    don't be trying to give these guys false hope, women still fake orgasms, that's not outdated.

  15. #175
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    lol because every man everywhere gives good sex?
    jesus christ you missed the point


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    lol not long ago I was talking to this friend on vent who's pretty young (like 20 iirc). We started talking about chicks faking orgasms with him and a bunch of guys. He was like "MY GF NEVER FAKES IT" we were all like "ok sure"

    Guess he asked her and of course she admitted she faked it sometimes. He was so pissed lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    jesus christ you missed the point
    saying 99% of women need their head checked?

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    percent may or may not be exaggerated.

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    I faked them when I was 17 and insecure and I had no idea what I was doing. Faking orgasms is completely dishonest. If you lost it, then tell your husband you lost it instead of pretending. Any stable relationship should survive that without completely crushing the man's ego.

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    I'm off to get my ass kicked in Monopoly, so don't expect answers till late tonight.

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