NFL Week 16: Unto us a Tebow-child is born

[Chun Liroy]

A defense's toughness is measured by its ability to create freak accidents.

From the great mind of dimmy.

[tyven]

No, please explain to me. I said Philly's Rush D sucks, I don't get where I ever implied that DMM didn't go against crappy run Ds? If DMM got 80 on 8 carries... felix can get 100~150 with 20 carries in the game.

How do I recycle jokes if i'm not funny... wait.

i may have taken your post the wrong way BUT it is definitely applicable to all your previous posts heralding DMM as the second coming.

[Chun Liroy]

The kid is good. He runs tough, runs forward gets the tough yards and can carry the load. In the games he did "bad" in, the offensive line played terrible, and they also lacked Tony Fiammetta. It's not necessarily the stats, it's the way he runs, which you would have to watch a Cowboys game to see. I doubt the majority of this board's propensity to watch the cowboys play unless it was against their team.

[Dimmauk]

A defense's toughness is measured by its ability to create freak accidents.

From the great mind of dimmy.

Remember when they won the Superbowl by a freak catch?

[Chun Liroy]

Stop. It's just bad dimmauk, lol.

Weird ass stat:

Philly leads the league in turn overs with 35, but their turnover margin is second worst in the league. Rofl.

[Dimmauk]

Remember when the Cowboys were going to kick the Eagles Asses?

[Moss]

Stop. It's just bad dimmauk, lol.

Weird ass stat:

Philly leads the league in turn overs with 35, but their turnover margin is second worst in the league. Rofl.

why is that a weird stat?

[Tweek]

Philly leads the league in turn overs with 35, but their turnover margin is second worst in the league. Rofl.

you trying to say philly def leads the league in creating turnovers? (cause that's not true) or you saying philly offense turns the ball over more than anyone else?


your statement is misleading and confusing. if you're talking about their offense turns the ball over then yeah no shit they have a terrible (2nd to worst) turnover ratio

[archibaldcrane]

why is that a weird stat?

yeah no idea what he's trying to say there

if he's saying the eagles force the most turnovers he's way off - they have 9 FF and 14 INTs - 23 total. The Packers, for example, have 9 FF and 27 INTs - 36 total.

If they commit the most turnovers it's very likely that their TO differential will also be shitty.

[archibaldcrane]

See even tweek knows you're bad and should feel bad.

[Chun Liroy]

why is that a weird stat?

Goddamn shitty NFCLeast blogger.

I thought he meant that they lead the league in forcing turn overs.

Philadelphia leads the league with 35 turnovers, and its minus-12 turnover margin is the second-worst in the league.

Meh on me for not double checking. w/e.

[Tweek]

gb has 32 turnovers, your post is misleading as well.

[Mertron]

numbers are for nerds

nerds

[Dimmauk]

LOLeeroy cant even Mencia correctly.

Not surprised that what was probably a Cowboys blog had fail info.

[Chun Liroy]

NFC Least blog, and had nothing to do with fail info, just fail way of presenting it.

[Rhinox]

I bet Leroy was so happy reading the first sentence of a blog and rushing to post something witty for a cheap laugh he didn't actually read the post.

[Judai]

Also, in looking at the list of top receivers by yards

how the fuck are Tim Brown and Cris Carter not in the HOF?

And who the fuck is Henry Ellard?

Guess I'm old, Ellard was awesome. Played for the Rams for awhile and then the Skins. Brown and Carter are not in the HoF because the people who vote are stupid as fuck and wanted Jerry Rice to be the first, first ballot WR. So because Rice was so amazing, other amazing WRs have to wait to get in, according to retarded voters. Brown's first year was like last year and CC has been a few years and because they didn't first ballot him, a bunch of other big names have shown up. HoF voters are stupid as fuck in every sport.

[Chun Liroy]

It's cute because it's the last post of the blog, and I didn't make anything witty.

Try harder broseph.

[Tweek]

NFC Least blog, and had nothing to do with fail info, just fail of me interpreting it.

ftfy

[Rhinox]

Embarrassingly old.