I just dropped a 6 inch subway sandwich on the ground in the kitchen and all the innards fell out. I'm eating it right now
Please don't judge me
I just dropped a 6 inch subway sandwich on the ground in the kitchen and all the innards fell out. I'm eating it right now
Please don't judge me
I didn't even buy this sandwich, I don't have money invested in this. It's not even a good kind either.
disgusting
It's got all of these ingredients I never have so I don't even know if this is what it normally tastes like or if I'm just tasting floor dirt.
confession: i am able masturbate in front of my pets. i just have to pretend they're not looking at me and focus on jessica alba.
i love jessica
she has been the culprit of the majority of my skeets since i was like 12
Confession: I want to have coffee with Shiro.
Have you noticed that when hot celebrities who finally do nude scenes it's fucking awesome but if the actress did a nude scene before she became famous and you find out about it later, even if you unknowingly hoped for her to do a nude scene for a long time, the fact that it happened before her fame makes it a worse nude scene. That's kind of confusing but with both sandra bullock and angelina jolie they did nude scenes early on and I don't really care much about them. Sometimes I'll be like 'damn, I'd love to see Angelina naked' completely forgetting she has been nude 100 times already.
This has nothing to do with Jessica
yeah, thats why i never hopped on that bandwagon either. i never gave 2 shits about paris hilton, angelina jolie (but.. she does have nice lips), jenna jameson (sp), and all of them fools.
ive totally jerked it infront of my cat before a few times, lol
I pull apart my butt cheeks so my boyfriend can't hear my farts.
I used to run water while I was in a bathroom, but it became too obvious.
this thread is a shadow of every other confession thread ever made
lolwat
You know, as in boys.
I got Rocl drunk while he was in London.
Confession: I now own a banjo.