My confession is that I was so tired this weekend that I declined sex at least 3 times for sleep. Probably more.
only once
so the other 2 times..
I am going to have all the sex
What
if dogs like something you do, they will do anything for you no matter what afterwards.
The fact that you had to explain it should tell you everything you need to know about the level of humor in your previous posts.
and not a single fuck was given
I thought it was funny
In a "oh God what the fuck are you doing Ksandra?" kind of way.
how the hell should i -- oh I get it
I never slept with her though
Ah
I left a comment on a youtube video offering a reward for identifying someone who did something illegal. My comment was something like 'oh, I know that guy, it's steve' as a joke and now I think the guy thinks I was serious because he tried to contact me. So if your name is steve and you get arrested it may be my fault.