Confession Thread

[Lucienne]

lol

[Linliel]

That'll teach you for something something I'm not sure what.

[Charismatic]

See, white man always keepin us down.

[Rocl]

I'm back in Sweden and I hate it.
Fuck.

Let's trade lives. All you have to do is live with crippling debt and my mother.

[Antithesis]

Is she hot?

[Lucienne]

Let's trade lives. All you have to do is live with crippling debt and my mother.

Well, I'm totally poor after paying for my trip and class and buying Christmas presents and jobless still.
And my cat ruined my furniture while I was gone. Not sure if I should kill my ex or the cat or both.

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How bad is your mother?

[Callisto]

you could get revenge on both of them by sleeping with me and then playing with my cat

[Demosthenes]

Well, I'm totally poor after paying for my trip and class and buying Christmas presents and jobless still.
And my cat ruined my furniture while I was gone. Not sure if I should kill my ex or the cat or both.

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How bad is your mother?

That couch! Oh hell no! Do you not have a scratching post!

[Ksandra]

next time you go away for an extended period (or hell if your cats are indoors you might as well start now):

http://www.softpaws.com/?gclid=CM-X6...FWg0QgodkzzalQ

[Lucienne]

That couch! Oh hell no! Do you not have a scratching post!

I do.
He's gonna pay for new fabric at least. Still sad though.

[Callisto]

real confession:

I think Qalbert's the best mod, and 99.9% of the time I'll side with him.

[Qalbert]

http://d37nnnqwv9amwr.cloudfront.net.../143/Ohwow.jpg

[Howie Roary]

alaska is p. unsexy, all those heavy jackets

whaaat? I was just thinking yesterday and today about how good the girls look, rosy cheeked with a fur hood parka framing their features

it's flattering on almost everyone


oh and throw on a skirt and those fur trimmed boots, nom nom -- meet me at the chalet in front of the fireplace! yowza

http://www.filesnews.com/wp-content/...ry-Jackets.jpg

[Blarg]

Alaskan girls are really frigid


get it?

[Conrad]

no, what do you mean

[Blarg]

Due to the high latitude of alaska the sun experiences high beam spreading and beam depletion so the amount of solar energy that reaches the surface is much less than that of more equatorial regions so it experiences cold temperatures. This lack of heat means that the bodies of those women in alaska have their heat removed via conduction and convection leaving them in a frigid state.

[Conrad]

that was very informative blarg, thank you

[Rocl]

How bad is your mother?

Perpetual victim. My dad is also a weeaboo, so I doubt that helps.

And holy fuck DORIAN NO THAT COUCH WAS SO COMFY

[Charismatic]

My dad is also a weeaboo

Actual, or "I don't actually know what this term means but I'm gonna use it anyway" weeaboo?

[Rocl]

he buys pocky