NFL Week 17: Retirement!

[Headspace]

Because he intentionally violated the rule. Pretty sure they fine you if it is premeditated.

BITTER

[Moss]

BITTER

Of course. Still a dumb play.

[Chun Liroy]

Moss, big grinch or biggest grinch.

[Celeras]

I just realized that the guy on the Bengals who did the flip into the endzone is the same guy who did the epic flop a few weeks ago. Excuse for reposts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtaDy_Y9kNI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmT_28N4_Mo

[tyven]

leroy stop jinxing romo. i have never seen a bigger curse than you.

[tyven]

except maybe manowarr but that was once, i have seen you jinx at least a dozen things

[Cleverness]

Mow jinx only works during halftime

[archibaldcrane]

MOW has by far the most powerful jinx though.

[Chun Liroy]

MOW has by far the most powerful jinx though.

Yeah, I have never made Romo throw 2 pick 6s before. Back to back after halftime.

[Chun Liroy]

except maybe manowarr but that was once, i have seen you jinx at least a dozen things

I Jinxed both felix jones and lesean Mccoy this past week.

[tyven]

i remember when you single handedly cost the ravens in the playoffs against the steelers last year

[Chun Liroy]

oh god link me please/

[Cleverness]

RAY RICE
AARON RODGERS
HASSLEDBACK
DEVIN MCCOURTY
^my picks

There

[Cleverness]

Checking the thread before that, you jinxed the Saints too. No wonder they lost to the Seahawks.

[archibaldcrane]

Does this mean Aaron Rodgers is jinx-proof?

Spoiler: show

of course he is he's motherfucking aaron rodgers

[tyven]

oh god link me please/

after an entire season of jinxing the cowboys every time they took the lead in a game, i watched you bury the ravens when you took to facebook proclaiming them victor when they jumped out to a 14-0 lead. i just shook my head as i watched your buffoonery spread around the internet only to see big rape get his life under control and come back to win.

[Chun Liroy]

There

WAIT EVERYONE I PICKED LOST EXCEPT AR12? LOL

[AidenCarby]

after an entire season of jinxing the cowboys every time they took the lead in a game, i watched you bury the ravens when you took to facebook proclaiming them victor when they jumped out to a 14-0 lead. i just shook my head as i watched your buffoonery spread around the internet only to see big rape get his life under control and come back to win.

Fucking lol, threads over before any games were played.

[Moss]

2. Was it right that I didn't get excited about Drew Brees' new passing yards record? It reminds me of Oscar Robertson averaging a triple-double, or any of the Bonds/McGwire home run records; it's impossible to separate the era from the accomplishment itself. When Dan Marino threw for 5,084 yards in 1984, you were allowed to (a) pummel the QB every chance you had, (b) dive at the QB's knees as he was throwing the ball, (c) crush any receiver coming over the middle, and (d) jam receivers at the line by any means necessary, even if you had to use a crowbar or a chainsaw. It was impossible to throw for 5,000 yards back then. Only two other 1984 QBs cracked 4,000 yards (Neil Lomax and Phil Simms); nobody else cracked 3,800 yards; and only five guys even attempted 500+ passes (Marino's 564 was the highest). In 2011? Ten QBs will crack 4,000 yards; six will crack 4,500 yards; two (including Tom Brady) will crack 5,000 yards. Heading into Week 17, ten 2011 QBs have already thrown more than 500+ passes, with Brees leading the way with 622. It's a totally different game. Heading forward, we're going to see multiple QBs throw for 5,000 yards every season … right?

SIMMONS

[Chun Liroy]

Mad he did it on the Failcons.