NFL Week 17: Retirement!

[Chun Liroy]

tyche why dont you start wearing condoms or pulling out or put your bitch on birth control

I think this is his problem, tbh.

[Flarega]

btw

this fuckign wetback just runs around, completely uncovered because everyone thinks he is out there to mow the grass and paint the field, meanwhile 11 other guys are covering gronkowski and welker and fucking gustavo still only scores 6tds

Can't let this be forgotten

[Tweek]

AFC East: New England Patriots
AFC North: Baltimore Ravens
AFC South: Houston Texans
AFC West: San Diego Chargers
AFC Wild Cards: New York Jets / Pittsburgh Steelers

NFC East: Philadelphia Eagles
NFC North: Green Bay Packers
NFC South: Atlanta Falcons
NFC West: San Francisco 49ers
NFC Wild Cards: Dallas Cowboys / New Orleans Saints

AFC Championship: Patriots vs Ravens
NFC Championship: Packers vs Falcons

meh Chargers, Jets and Philly

[Chun Liroy]

Makes me laugh every time I read it.

[Cleverness]

Tyche is the Farve of the BG mods.

Ugh I wanted to make this joke first. I really do think you should change your avatar to Favre next season Tyche, and randomly make threads.

And iirc you're finally having a boy, after he comes out one of you need to get snipped down there.

[Bregor]

Oh it happened. Man you went all out on the suckaneers.

I have a soft spot for slow, hulking, oft-injured running backs.

[Mertron]

apparently i didnt make picks this year, so that means i got everything right

bitches

[Mertron]

I would like to know why people are so low on the Jaguars. Ok, they cut David Garrard. BIG FUCKING DEAL. The fuck did David Garrard ever do? Can anyone here remember one thing he did that was like OMG HE IS AWESOME. What, one hail mary pass and one scramble means he is good? I'm not saying whatever McCown they have is an upgrade, but I don't think he's a downgrade either. IT WAS DAVID FUCKING GARRARD. His ass got cut because a) he sucks, and b) he sucks and was owed 8-9 million dollars this year.

The Jaguars have always been a middling team. They couldn't win the division with the Colts there. Ok. The Texans couldn't do it either. Guess what? The Texans are a middling team too. 7-9? 8-8? 9-7? And this with a record of either :gasp!: 1-1 or 0-2 against the Colts every year? HOLY CRAPS IF THEY COULD HAVE WON ONE MORE GAME THAT WOULD HAVE MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE! THIS WILL SURELY BE THE YEAR OF THE TEXANS NOW THAT MANNING IS OUT HEPRA SKERPA

Nah, f that. The Texans can go 2-0 against the Colts all they want this year, they won't be better than 10-6. They are the same team, the same team that doesnt do shit except herp derp. The Jaguars? Ok, they suck too. But do they really suck and herp derp any more than the Texans will?

FUCK THAT, GIMME THE JAGS IN THE PLAYOFFS. THEY CAN BE JUST AS GOOD AS THE TEXANS. COME AT ME BRO.

in week 16 when the jaguars are 3-12 feel free to quote this

o, nvm

[Mertron]

although i was probably right that the texans wont be better than 10-6, and almost nailed the jaguars record

[Chun Liroy]

That was a hell of a prediction, Texans gonna be 10-6, it is week 16 and they were 4-11 instead of 3-12

[Lordender]

Aldon Smith gets robbed if he isn't DROY.

[Chun Liroy]

Von Miller is the entire Broncos team.

[Tyche]

Von Miller is pretty much a lock for DPOY

[Tweek]

they're both really good, not sure Aldon Smith would be doing as well as he is without Justin Smith though, dude will block 2 people all the time leaving a straight line for Aldon to pass rush

[Flarega]

SMITHS FOR ALL

[Marootsoobutsu]

SMITHS FOR ALL

Can Alex Smith qualify for CBPotY? I mean, is he really coming back from anything?

And, except Akers for MVP?

[Headspace]

Can Alex Smith qualify for CBPotY? I mean, is he really coming back from anything?

And, except Akers for MVP?

Yeah he's coming back from being 06-10 Alex smith.

[archibaldcrane]

Yeah he's coming back from being 06-10 Alex smith.

Don't be fooled by this "Brett Favre on the 2009 Vikings" bullshit renaissance. Alex Smith is still the same, the framework in which he operates is different.

[Roranora]

AFC East: New England Patriots o yeh
AFC North: Baltimore Ravens yeh maybe
AFC South: Houston Texans yep
AFC West: San Diego Chargers lol
AFC Wild Cards: Indianapolis Colts & New York Jets terrible x2

NFC East: Philadelphia Eagles more terrible
NFC North: Green Bay Packers easy pick
NFC South: Atlanta Falcons not so much
NFC West: Arizona Cardinals even more terrible
NFC Wild Cards: Tampa Bay Buccaneers & Detroit Lions and probably the most terrible; DET was good though

Coach of the Year: Mike McCarthy might've happened at 16-0.. not now
Comeback POY: Kevin Kolb holy shit son
Defensive ROY: Von Miller nice
Offensive ROY: Daniel Thomas ...
Defensive POY: Terrell Suggs possibility; decent pick
Offensive POY: Aaron Rodgers should be Rodgers, but this will be Brees' pity-fuck award
MVP: Aaron Rodgers yep

AFC Championship: San Diego vs Baltimore
NFC Championship: Philadelphia vs Green Bay

Super Bowl: GB repeats; Ravens lose still possible

I think I may have the worst preseason, going-out-on-a-limb prediction in thinking Kolb would tear it up in Arizona. Still, that team shouldn't have been this bad.

[archibaldcrane]

Offensive POY: Aaron Rodgers should be Rodgers, but this will be Brees' pity-fuck award

heh, yep