NFL Week 17: Retirement!

**Rhinox** · 2012-01-01 18:17

Originally Posted by Cleverness

The change to Matt Flynn's wiki page is fucking hilarious, someone is mad. Before it gets changed back;

"On January 1, 2012 Matt Flynn set the Green Bay packers franchise record for most passing yards and TDs in a single game. Something Aaron Rodgers hasn't come close to. On that day Matt Flynn proved Aaron Rodgers is an overrated QB and is in fact a system QB. After it was proven Matt Flynn was a system QB /sp/ went into a frenzy of buttanguish and rage. Fudgepacker fans cried that there special little Rodgers was really an average system QB and won't accept that Romo is superior. Following the events of that legendary game Aaron Rodgers was seen in Green Bay sporting his usual fedora, trench coat, and fanny pack. He was spotted entering the local gamestop to purchase a copy of atelier totori. When the attractive lady at the counter asked Aaron if he needed any help he responded, "b-back that ass up..." and fell over in embarrassment. Soon after the spaghetti he stored in his pocket began pouring out onto the floor. At that moment tears started streaming from his face and he began defecating all over the store. Not even a second later his poop was blasting him out of the store at mach speeds and launching him into space. As he left our atmosphere and began flying through space on a shit stream Aaron let out a smile, finally being free from the system QB he was confound too, and now he was finally able to to express his hidden homosexuality."

--Brought to you part by Silent Mencia and MoW PAC

**Rhinox** · 2012-01-01 18:18

Originally Posted by Derock

MN @ 3rd pick, thank you Rhinox

Wonder which projected 3rd rounder you gonna choose at that spot

**Moss** · 2012-01-01 18:18

Originally Posted by Derock

MN @ 3rd pick, thank you Rhinox

Mo Claiborne?

**Cail** · 2012-01-01 18:20

broncos are looking like the west champs. SD keeps getting TDs and Oakland keeps getting FGs

**Moss** · 2012-01-01 18:24

Originally Posted by Derock

I hope we pick up someone for secondary that doesn't suck. Even if we weren't at 3rd string/practice squad people, our secondary would still be horrible.

Claiborne is a top 5 talent. Not quite the athlete Patrick Peterson is but a better cover corner. He would be a good value and fit at #3.

**Marootsoobutsu** · 2012-01-01 18:25

Originally Posted by Cail

broncos are looking like the west default playoff entrants. SD keeps getting TDs and Oakland keeps getting FGs

FTFY

**Cail** · 2012-01-01 18:25

very true haha

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-01-01 18:26

I wake up (for reasons I have no fucking idea why), score is 7-3 on broncos game, I get confused as to if I fell asleep at all. Change to Falcons game and I see someone not named matt ryan immediately throw a pick 6.

**AidenCarby** · 2012-01-01 18:29

That Rodgers paragraph was amazing.

**Cail** · 2012-01-01 18:29

3+6 for tebow in FG range, gets sacked or 9, out of FG range >> punt lulz

**Moss** · 2012-01-01 18:30

Originally Posted by Cail

3+6 for tebow in FG range, gets sacked or 9, out of FG range >> punt lulz

just part of God's plan

**Marootsoobutsu** · 2012-01-01 18:33

Originally Posted by Cail

3+6 for tebow in FG range, gets sacked or 9, out of FG range >> punt lulz

I honestly think this 8-8/9-7 Broncos team is far worse than last year's 7-9 Seahawks. They should have finished this year about 4-12, but weird-ass luck bounced things their way.

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-01-01 18:33

Also, Gates is still the best receiving TE in the league if he could just fucking stay healthy.

**Cleverness** · 2012-01-01 18:34

It's the 4th Quarter, and Denver is only behind by 4. TEBOW TIME.

**Cail** · 2012-01-01 18:34

Originally Posted by Silentleroy

Also, Gates is still the best receiving TE in the league if he could just fucking stay healthy.

this

**Moss** · 2012-01-01 18:35

Originally Posted by Derock

I'll have to agree with you on that, I don't keep up much on college ball. Also, if you're talking about Patrick Peterson from AZ, part of me would take him just because of his ridiculous value as a kick returner.

Peterson and Claiborne both go/went to LSU so I have seen them play a ton. But yeah Peterson was drafted so high because he is a physical freak(crazy strength/speed/agility combination) and a good cover guy. Claiborne isn't quite the same returner, although he has a kickoff return TD this year. He is a big corner with great cover skills and he looks like a wide receiver when he makes interceptions.

**Moss** · 2012-01-01 18:36

video highly recommended for the music alone

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-01-01 18:38

Originally Posted by Moss

video highly recommended for the music alone

Only watched because of this post.

Wasn't disappointed.

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-01-01 18:39

Cail y u no let me know that our punter got put on IR...

**Cail** · 2012-01-01 18:39

Originally Posted by Silentleroy

Cail y u no let me know that our punter got put on IR...

haha didnt see that

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