The Ultimate Water Bottle Thread

[Abandon]

fuck yeah, dip.

[Brill Weave]

Two large 10oz cans of chicken
Two 8oz packs of cream cheese
1 & 1/2 cups of shredded cheddar cheese
1 cup of ranch dressing
¾ cup of Franks Red Hot(she has also used Sriracha sauce to make it really brutal green bottle cap has a rooster on the side)

Pre-heat your oven to 350*

Slightly melt the cream cheese till its soft. Put it in a large pot over a medium flame

(it helps everything to melt MUCH faster)

Mix in the chicken, ranch, hot sauce and ¾ of the shredded cheese until one solid color.

Pour mixture in a dish, put the remaining shredded cheese on top and put it in the oven for 30-35 minutes (I usually cover it with foil).

-or-

you could put it in a slow cooker/crockpot.

*Note - Wife says she now puts everything into a big pot on the stove and then puts it in the crock pot afterwards.



She's also emailing me her recipe for a spicy spinach cheese dip which is fucking awesome as well.

[Odon]

You'll just post it on 4chan. They're not your personal army, etc.

I have unlimited skype calling, I fuck with people all the time in those post em if you hate em contact threads, there was this one time where I called up this chick whos number got posted spoke to her for a bit, she asked how I got her number and I told her someone posted it on 4chan then we started talking about who she thought did it, eventually she gave me the guy's number who she thought did it and I called that nigga up while that chick was in the conference call with me and my friends and casually interrogated his ass until he let it slip and which point the chick bursts out YOU FUCKIN LIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR and they go off into a huge fucking argument. I wish I fucking recorded this.

[Odon]

did you cause Tit to OD so that's why you stopped?

Honestly I've been worried that he did actually OD.

Also

Two large 10oz cans of chicken

Cans of chicken? wot?

[Xno Kappa]

Two large 10oz cans of chicken
Two 8oz packs of cream cheese
1 & 1/2 cups of shredded cheddar cheese
1 cup of ranch dressing
¾ cup of Franks Red Hot(she has also used Sriracha sauce to make it really brutal green bottle cap has a rooster on the side)

Pre-heat your oven to 350*

Slightly melt the cream cheese till its soft. Put it in a large pot over a medium flame

(it helps everything to melt MUCH faster)

Mix in the chicken, ranch, hot sauce and ¾ of the shredded cheese until one solid color.

Pour mixture in a dish, put the remaining shredded cheese on top and put it in the oven for 30-35 minutes (I usually cover it with foil).

-or-

you could put it in a slow cooker/crockpot.

*Note - Wife says she now puts everything into a big pot on the stove and then puts it in the crock pot afterwards.



She's also emailing me her recipe for a spicy spinach cheese dip which is fucking awesome as well.

Fucking awesome. My beautiful and faithful wife is going to make it as we speak as she brings me another beer while I watch my fights.

[CrosisX]

Two large 10oz cans of chicken
Two 8oz packs of cream cheese
1 & 1/2 cups of shredded cheddar cheese
1 cup of ranch dressing
¾ cup of Franks Red Hot(she has also used Sriracha sauce to make it really brutal green bottle cap has a rooster on the side)

Pre-heat your oven to 350*

Slightly melt the cream cheese till its soft. Put it in a large pot over a medium flame

(it helps everything to melt MUCH faster)

Mix in the chicken, ranch, hot sauce and ¾ of the shredded cheese until one solid color.

Pour mixture in a dish, put the remaining shredded cheese on top and put it in the oven for 30-35 minutes (I usually cover it with foil).

-or-

you could put it in a slow cooker/crockpot.

*Note - Wife says she now puts everything into a big pot on the stove and then puts it in the crock pot afterwards.



She's also emailing me her recipe for a spicy spinach cheese dip which is fucking awesome as well.

Minus the canned chicken that shit sounds awesome. (I'd use real chicken lol)

[Brill Weave]

Well the thing with using fresh chicken is you'll need to cook it separately. The canned chicken is just faster and easier since it's pre-cooked. But to each his own. I've had it using canned chicken and fresh chicken breasts and it tasted no different.

[Ksandra]

Honestly I've been worried that he did actually OD.

Ya, :/

@ dip I must make this

[Odon]

HOLY FUCK HI CROSIS

[Abandon]

yeah, I think tit is dead

[Howie Roary]

canned chicken, you americans are crazy

edit: nvm we have bagged milk, carry on

[Brill Weave]

This dip is easily just as good.

1 box frozen spinach (thawed)
1.5-2 lbs white American cheese (from deli)
Jalapeños diced - to taste (I use 2 small cans)
Milk - As needed

Melt cheese on stove 3-4 PIECES AT A TIME OVER VERY VERY LOW HEAT.

Add milk to make better consistency.

Add jalapeños.

Continue stirring the ENTIRE time or it will burn.

Remove from heat and put into new dish or it will burn.

Use microwave at 70-80 power stirring every minute until entire mixture is hot.

Serve with tortilla chips

[Abandon]

oh man, my house is gonna be so pwn tomorrow when i get off duty

[Mazmaz]

I have unlimited skype calling, I fuck with people all the time in those post em if you hate em contact threads, there was this one time where I called up this chick whos number got posted spoke to her for a bit, she asked how I got her number and I told her someone posted it on 4chan then we started talking about who she thought did it, eventually she gave me the guy's number who she thought did it and I called that nigga up while that chick was in the conference call with me and my friends and casually interrogated his ass until he let it slip and which point the chick bursts out YOU FUCKIN LIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR and they go off into a huge fucking argument. I wish I fucking recorded this.

Trolling to the max. Impressive.

[shepardG]

I would rather see odon call THE OTHER guys GIRL. I think we'd really be cooking with fire then.

[Brill Weave]

My wife apparently finds it hilarious that we go from pre-marital advice to dip recipes in the same thread. I just shrugged and told her that's BG.

[Ksandra]

I would rather see odon call THE OTHER guys GIRL. I think we'd really be cooking with fire then.

Fuck this shit, it's never going to happen. Someone give him Abandon's phone number telling him it's the guy and record the hilarity.

[Celeras]

Make her watch this:

Does not take into consideration ugly bitches. I have quite a few she-bros I wouldn't even fuck with the goggles, but they're chill as hell. Men can't be friends with *attractive women.

Also, try being a man and stop facebook stalking. It would seem to me that the only 'problems' you're having are created by you.

*non-repulsive/fattys

[Abandon]

i wish a nigga would call me, rofl

[Ksandra]

i wish a nigga would call me, rofl

the phone convo I picture in my head is amazing