The Ultimate Water Bottle Thread

[Abandon]

no, i will not be bathing in bbq sauce

[greenhills]

has anyone suggested a double date?
during which you figuratively piss on your wife in front of him? ( i mean rub it in his face that you have the girl, don't really pee on her. (unless she wants that)).

[Penthesilea]

I would rather see odon call THE OTHER guys GIRL. I think we'd really be cooking with fire then.

I did this - it was hilarious and it essentially solved my situation (temporarily, as we ended up splitting up a year or two later).

on topic:

smoked bluefish dip
i dunno, however much smoked bluefish you got
1/4 cup coarsely chopped red onion
1 cup cream cheese, softened
2 to 3 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
1/4 teaspoon ground red pepper
1/4 teaspoon salt
crackers

[Mazmaz]

I did this - it was hilarious and it essentially solved my situation (temporarily, as we ended up splitting up a year or two later).

lol wut? details

[kuronosan]

Less women shit, more dip.

I got home and talked to her face to face and told her that if she talks to him again (or fails to reject anyone's advances directly like that again) we're done.

She said she loves me too much to lose our relationship and again said she'll do anything to keep us together and work it out.

So, for now at least, BG, no pics and it didn't happen. There will be some if it does. I'll see to it.

edit: Also, I told her straight to her face, sincerely, that we'd be done and I won't have that shit anymore. I'll stick to those guns if it comes to it. Sucks, but what's a man to do?

[Penthesilea]

lol wut? details

I had been dating a girl for 2-3 years, she got this fancy notion to dump me for a guy from FFXI (oh god this is too funny to recall) who lived on the entire opposite side of the country (philly vs seattle?). Anyways, he was full of shit, I knew it, she never actually met him but they cam'd and shit, anyways I ended up just emailing his gf who he was living with, she called me and asked WTF was going on. Next thing I know, my ex comes running back to me in tears while I'm at work. Best part of the whole ordeal? I got to leave work early to bang since my boss dude thought it was hilarious

[Salodin]

I had been dating a girl for 2-3 years, she got this fancy notion to dump me for a guy from FFXI (oh god this is too funny to recall) who lived on the entire opposite side of the country (philly vs seattle?). Anyways, he was full of shit, I knew it, she never actually met him but they cam'd and shit, anyways I ended up just emailing his gf who he was living with, she called me and asked WTF was going on. Next thing I know, my ex comes running back to me in tears while I'm at work. Best part of the whole ordeal? I got to leave work early to bang since my boss dude thought it was hilarious

Haha, did you bang and tell her to fuck off afterwards? The shame in THOSE tears must be especially delicious.

[kuronosan]

I misread the title and opened this thread expecting the Ultimate Warrior.

Can't decide if I am disappointed or not.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/22676/

[Penthesilea]

I shoulda but I was a sucker and stuck with it for too long. I'm kinda feeling guilty after reading this thread though, cause I've been digging this friend and she's got a BF who lives out of state. I'm not all hung up on her, just would like pound cheeks with her

[Mazmaz]

I got to leave work early to bang since my boss dude thought it was hilarious

lol what an awesome boss. 8/10 would rate again.

[Odon]

So in spirit of the topic, I know this couple, I'm mutual friends with both of them. I saw on Facebook that they're "Engaged". The chick texted me tonight so of course I asked her about it and was going to congratulate her, but when I asked she said "He thinks we are, but we're not." and then proceeded to go on about how she feels stuck with him and how he treats her poorly and all this other crap. So I says "I dunno what you want me to tell you".

This isn't really an exciting story because I'm not a dipshit to my bros, but I'm certain I could snatch this chick from him. Because the big complaint is that he ignores her and never spends any time with her and all his time goes to video games.

[Tweek]

Less women shit, more dip.

I got home and talked to her face to face and told her that if she talks to him again (or fails to reject anyone's advances directly like that again) we're done.

She said she loves me too much to lose our relationship and again said she'll do anything to keep us together and work it out.

So, for now at least, BG, no pics and it didn't happen. There will be some if it does. I'll see to it.

edit: Also, I told her straight to her face, sincerely, that we'd be done and I won't have that shit anymore. I'll stick to those guns if it comes to it. Sucks, but what's a man to do?

well done man, it's hard, it's tough but you're talking about marriage and this is a great sign that she is willing to do this for you that she is serious as you hoped she was about you. hope you both the best

[Sup3rB4d]

You should defiantly keep an eye on her. I wish you could actually post up the facebook conversation and potential plethora of text messages that have inevitably gone through her phone.

Is it out of the realm of possibility that she is/has cheated on you?

Then I saw him telling her (in so many words) that he wants her (lol, jk - saying jk makes it a joke) for more than just sex.

Am I misunderstanding this in some way because it does imply that they have already had sex and that he wants to take the relationship further. Either that or her current partner(you) is only interested in sex and he is interested in a relationship.

[Xno Kappa]

Put it in her ass bro. Telling you right now, nothing humbles a woman more then realizing/remembering she's a woman when she has my 8inch in her ass.

[kuronosan]

You should defiantly keep an eye on her. I wish you could actually post up the facebook conversation and potential plethora of text messages that have inevitably gone through her phone.

Is it out of the realm of possibility that she is/has cheated on you?

Am I misunderstanding this in some way because it does imply that they have already had sex and that he wants to take the relationship further. Either that or her current partner(you) is only interested in sex and he is interested in a relationship.

I would say it isn't very likely that she has cheated, it's just not in her personality. I know her very well and I sincerely believe she thought it was harmless (lol it's just jokes).

I'm also not an idiot and it's my job to be skeptical and look for mistakes and inconsistencies, so it's not like I'm not going to be watching her and keeping an eye out. The part about how he wants her for more than just sex was in response to her saying that guys only want her for sex and it was his typical response to something she says "lol not me". I mentioned that it implied something had happened but she just kept saying over and over again that it's nothing physical that nothing physical ever had happened, she just thought it was harmless fun.

tl;dr: I put it in its place, and if it's not, it's going to find a new one.

Still debating whether to go the extra mile and tell this guy to fuck off now that I've said my mind.

[Qalbert]

has anyone suggested a double date?
during which you figuratively piss on your wife in front of him? ( i mean rub it in his face that you have the girl, don't really pee on her. (unless she wants that)).

[Xno Kappa]

What the!? You still haven't told the dude anything? Tell him to fuck off and put it in your girls ass. Problem solved, stop being a beta ass nigga.

[Cream Soda]

Does your girl like mushrooms?

[Takedown3]

can't turn a ho into a house wife

[CrosisX]

HOLY FUCK HI CROSIS

Hi. Yeah i ain't dead yet lol.