The Ultimate Water Bottle Thread

[Qalbert]

can't turn a ho into a house wife

ho+use wife=house wife

[Saga]

fucking right, if I dump my current g/f that shit's getting streamed live on jtv

Fuck that. Kuro, use http://idump4u.com. It's funny and it takes all the responsibility away from you. Two good things.

EDIT: Actually better yet, sign up for that site as if you're the guy who's been macking on your wife. And fill out the application they have as if you're breaking up with his wife. Shit will cause so much fucking drama with them.

[Xno Kappa]

Why haven't you told the dude anything yet? You scared or something? Defend your fucking territory!

[kuronosan]

No Hiro, earlier someone said it was a bad idea and to deal with her because she was the problem.

[Sepukku]

Because the big complaint is that he ignores her and never spends any time with her and all his time goes to video games.

Dude every girl trips over this, even if the guy is spending a fair amount of time on VGs. Mine flips out over it to the point where we got this 2-4 week cycle where I'll get so frustrated with her becoming moody over me even turning my PS3 on that I only play when shes at work/asleep for the night, but then she feels guilty for whining til it gets to that point and she encourages me that its alright to play when shes home and within a week or two shes whining again.

can't turn a ho into a house wife

Quite true.

Other thoughts:

Callisto's life is fucking hilarious. I'd get a kick out of being one of his buddies this past decade and watching his life events and hearing his musings - "I got a much nicer GF now, shes uggo, but you can't win them all" lmao

OP needs to fuck the dude's chick. It'd teach all three parties a relevant lesson. He'd learn that he doesn't have to put up with her shit cause he could pull decent tail with other chicks. Other dude would learn how much it sucks when other people go after your girl. Girl would learn how much it sucks when your fiance isn't faithful.

[kuronosan]

Found his girlfriend on Facebook.

[Abandon]

oh man, pics

[archibaldcrane]

Found his girlfriend on Facebook.

Speaking of which...

Has she defriended him yet? Deleted his number from her phone? Blocked his email?

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[djzombie]

http://idump4u.com/

omg... comedy gold.

[kuronosan]

Speaking of which...

Has she defriended him yet? Deleted his number from her phone? Blocked his email?

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I own her phone so I have access, and it's not in her contacts that I can see. Haven't bothered with Facebook but I'm going to ask her.

What say ye, BG? Message them both and let the lulz begin?

[Cream Soda]

oh man, pics

This, and hurry the fuck up about it!

[kuronosan]

She only has one pic, since we ain't friends.

[djzombie]

so get friendly with dat ho

edit to say ^ is bad advice, but you should do it anyways.

[archibaldcrane]

If you message him, he wins. He knows he got to you and that you're worried.

If your girl actually clean-breaks from him (doubtful, but your only shot) then he loses.

But re: his gf? Definitely bust his shit. I hope you have FB screenshots for delicious evidence. Just shoot her an email saying "so my girlfriend won't be associating with your boyfriend anymore, but y'all might wanna have a little talk." and attach the SS's.

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[Cream Soda]

She only has one pic, since we ain't friends.

Just post the link to her account then we'll figure it out

[kuronosan]

And then you figure him out, then you figure me and my girl out. No thanks.

[Sepukku]

If the past 13 pages of responses haven't taught you, she's not just "your" girl.

Spoiler: show

Just kidding dude, seriously hate it when my girlfriends in the past have given me reason to not feel respected and/or like I could trust them 100% and the questioning yourself in your head whether something more is going on sucks.

[Cream Soda]

And then you figure him out, then you figure me and my girl out. No thanks.

If we figure you out, it's cause your girl ain't defriended him yet, at which point you should want to dump her anyways. If she has defriended him, then there shouldn't be a problem

[Tweek]

I own her phone so I have access, and it's not in her contacts that I can see. Haven't bothered with Facebook but I'm going to ask her.

What say ye, BG? Message them both and let the lulz begin?

nah man i would just leave it for now, think about something else for a little bit she already told you she would do anything to stay with you. also would not contact the dude or his girl has nothing to do with being non-alpha, it's just pointless



also want to take this time to let everyone know that this is just more proof that fb is the devil, that is all.

[Mazmaz]

Why cause you can find people on it? Or because you can message people on it just like you would with email?