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  1. 2011-12-30 16:55 #61
    Qalbert
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    let your penis do the talking
  2. 2011-12-30 16:56 #62
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    Whoa I was just going to call and talk to the dude
    you can't be vague and not expect my brain to go places.
  3. 2011-12-30 16:59 #63
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    About 2 years ago, I had the exact same problem. My fiancee was acting odd, and spending an abnormal time online. I too tried to talk to her, and she blew it off, or made excuses about what she was doing.

    Eventually I got paranoid about it, enabled logging on Yahoo Messenger(What she used all the damn time) and sure enough, she was talking to a friend, who was "Joking" about wanting to fuck her.

    I tried to talk to her, she flipped out, invasion of privacy, blah blah blah.

    She got really really paranoid about me being around her computer or phone, etc. I found out she started fucking the dude shortly after I called her out on it.

    She's now knocked up by the fucking prick.

    *ALSO* I thought I loved her, realized after all this, that I'm 10x happier without the fucking bitch, took a few months to realize that though.
  4. 2011-12-30 16:59 #64
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    Odon doesn't actually want to have sex with the guy, it was just harmless fun.
  5. 2011-12-30 16:59 #65
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    You guys know I'm straight right? is the He's Just Not That Into You signature throwing you off?
  6. 2011-12-30 17:00 #66
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    straight like a fox
  7. 2011-12-30 17:01 #67
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    You guys know I'm straight right? is the He's Just Not That Into You signature throwing you off?
    what does that have to do with helping your fellow forum friend by butt fucking the shit out of the guy?
  8. 2011-12-30 17:02 #68
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    it will come out?
  9. 2011-12-30 17:02 #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    straight like a fox
    Man I was going to post some hot chick in a furry fox outfit, but attempting to find one on Google images might have been one of the worst mistakes of my life.
  10. 2011-12-30 17:04 #70
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    What the fuck Odon butt fucking the guy is a little extreme.
  11. 2011-12-30 17:04 #71
    Odon
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    Would you rather he butt fuck your fiancee?
  12. 2011-12-30 17:04 #72
    Odon
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    I'm just trying to help in the only way I know how
  13. 2011-12-30 17:05 #73
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    With my penis.
  14. 2011-12-30 17:05 #74
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    That'll teach her.
  15. 2011-12-30 17:05 #75
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    Is the OPs girl cool with him talking to girls that want to fuck him?
  16. 2011-12-30 17:06 #76
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  17. 2011-12-30 17:06 #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    Would you rather he butt fuck your fiancee?
    http://www.viceland.com/blogs/en/fil...e5-550x412.jpg
  18. 2011-12-30 17:07 #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Is the OPs girl cool with him talking to girls that want to fuck him?
    I don't really see how that matters if he's not actively flirting back at them.
  19. 2011-12-30 17:07 #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Is the OPs girl cool with him talking to girls that want to fuck him?
    That's a negative, coupled with 'i trust you'.
  20. 2011-12-30 17:08 #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    I don't really see how that matters if he's not actively flirting back at them.

    no he just has to say jk because that means hes kidding
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