The Ultimate Water Bottle Thread

[vagus]

30, she's in her latter twenties.

Again the internet is never wrong. Proper advice has been given. Horrible situation dude, keep your head up. You can laugh at her when she gets prego with the other dudes kid.

[Ksandra]

Where did you guys get texting from, I fucking called her. Holy shit.

you just earned the water bottle in the thread title.

Sit down with her and talk it out not while she's at work and not on the phone.

[Brill Weave]

Just curious.

[Xno Kappa]

I was in a similar situation with my girl before we got married. It was one of her co-workers trying constantly to get in her pants and my girl was really just naive as fuck and didn't realize it. I basically just went ALPHA mode and made it my business to show the dude I was better then him in every single facet of being a man. Then I used my connects, god I love my job lol, to find dirt on him and pretty much humiliated him in front of his whole company.

Girls can honestly be naive as hell. My wife grew up with a sitcom family, sit around the table for dinner give each other gifts type shit, and has no idea when people flirt with her. Approach the dude and tell him to fuck off.

[Callisto]

Oh God I hope so. Hang on whore I need to see what the people of BG say about this.

fucking right, if I dump my current g/f that shit's getting streamed live on jtv

[archibaldcrane]

called her at work

really dude

[Brill Weave]

From what he's telling us though Hiro his fiancee is apparently used to being hit on. So this isn't uncharted territory for her. What makes it different with this guy is the fact that she has a connection and history with him. That can go a long way towards opening doors that would otherwise be closed. Where she would have already told a stranger to piss off, she's playing around. Good luck Kuro. No offense, but you better start drawing up the pre-nup. Because if you don't you're a fucking idiot that deserves to get taken.

[Abandon]

lol, archi is not amused by that in the least

[Brill Weave]

I'm kind of going to agree. Having been in similar situations I fucking hated it when people would call me at work and have a "talk" with me.

[Abandon]

let's see if i can do it

Called at work?

really dude?

really

[Xno Kappa]

The problem here is letting your chick continue this little bullshit game with the dude. "I'll snatch your girl cuz your arm ain't strong enough!" That isn't just a clever lyric, tell the dude to fuck off and put your girl in her place.

[Abandon]

And as always, Hirokei puts it in a hood perspective.

[Abandon]

mah nigga

[Brill Weave]

I thought he was white?

[Callisto]

I thought he was white?

that does not make one exempt from being Abandon's nigga

[Abandon]

See? Calli's mah nigga too, and he's white as snow

[Brill Weave]

Nobody whiter than me fyi.

[Cleverness]

They used to call Brill "Powder" on the basketball court

[Abandon]

i want that dip recipe, btw

[Xno Kappa]

Two shades too dark to claim white.