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    Something something life insurance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lano...ming-pool.html

    this bothers me



    I wonder what "not a great swimmer" means as that =/= can't swim at all. It's a swimming pool, if your fiancee is at the bottom of it you fucking go and try and get them.
    Something something weave black women.

  3. #603
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    Something something life insurance.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Something something weave black women.
    both so true...

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    granted i've known how to swim since I was 4, but how the fuck do you not figure out how to float on your back?

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    This is the first thing in this thread that has ever upset me... R.I.P Rodney

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    Nevermind, obvious hoax, sorry!

    Vanilla Ice reported dead in a car accident, totally not true.

    http://vanilla.ice.swellserver.com/n...ies/auto80.php

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkslitter View Post
    granted i've known how to swim since I was 4, but how the fuck do you not figure out how to float on your back?
    oddly enough I guess it's harder than you'd think. my husband is not a great swimmer (his parents had retarded logic, he almost drowned when he was little at the beach so they never took him swimming that much afterwards....rather than, you know, getting him lessons...lol) When I learned this I was pretty determined to teach him to be a better swimmer. Teaching him to float was actually rather hard. What seems simple to me, didn't work for him. We have other friends who aren't great swimmers either (idgi either), and they also struggled with it. He can do it now but not to the extent that I can with moving around and doing it in different positions. I can't remember a time when I couldn't swim, so I think I took for granted where and what my muscles do when I do it. It doesn't feel like much, but I guess it's a lot to people who have never done it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkslitter View Post
    granted i've known how to swim since I was 4, but how the fuck do you not figure out how to float on your back?
    I can swim, but I in no way shape or form can float on my back

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    I can swim enough to save my own life. No idea how I would rescue someone else.

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    If he's at the bottom of the 6' end of the pool isn't it less about swimming and more about jumping off the bottom of the pool repeatedly to get your head above water?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    I can swim, but I in no way shape or form can float on my back
    ^ I've never been able to, either, despite having learned to do many other swimming techniques. When I try to backfloat, I just sink.

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    Can you at least tread water?

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    DARWINISM

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    And I beat it like a cop
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    RIP

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    Mubarak dead.

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    Why is he just clinically dead? Are they keeping him on artificial life support, or is he really dead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Acevalefor View Post
    Why is he just clinically dead? Are they keeping him on artificial life support, or is he really dead?
    They're going to pickle him and drag his corpse out to stand trial again. Weekend at Hosni's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhinox View Post
    Mubarak dead.
    Loved him on space ghost. Fucking sucks.

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    He's still alive. Just in a coma and on life support.

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    http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/06/1...lead-anti.html

    Still alive and off life support now also.

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