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  1. 2012-01-01 14:15 #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    Well my brothers up, and drinking his coffee...gonna man up and ask him, if I don't return chances are he choked me to death. So, on the likely chance of my undoing, I want to go on the record to say Leroy is a bitch ass nigga and I'll be laughing from hell when the Cowboys choke the game away tonight.
    Turtle up and answer the phone and you should live.
  2. 2012-01-01 14:17 #42
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  3. 2012-01-01 14:25 #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Turtle up and answer the phone and you should live.
    Thinking maybe if I pull guard and bore him to death I'll be fine, lol conversation inc.
  4. 2012-01-01 14:26 #44
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    just hope you don't end up that "oh god, inc 3 rounds of boring fuc - BOOM OH SHIT FIRST PUNCH?!"
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    Ok so, it's not the daughters bra and apparently he wouldn't have cared if it was. The bra belonged to a friend of my brothers GF who's in her late 20's, and apparently they're nurses together at the hospital. Turns out we were making out in my room and I passed out somewhere in between making out/taking her shirt off and the wetspot was me pissing myself :/ FUCK
  6. 2012-01-01 14:33 #46
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    Well at least you'll have something to break the ice with
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    pissing yourself? What a champ

    *edit* oh shit, 5k posts.
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    Well at least it didn't turn out that urine trouble with your bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    Ok so, it's not the daughters bra and apparently he wouldn't have cared if it was. The bra belonged to a friend of my brothers GF who's in her late 20's, and apparently they're nurses together at the hospital. Turns out we were making out in my room and I passed out somewhere in between making out/taking her shirt off and the wetspot was me pissing myself :/ FUCK
    LMAO! BALLINIST PLAYA EVAR!
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  12. 2012-01-01 14:40 #52
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    You did good man, did good.
  13. 2012-01-01 14:42 #53
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    welp bg 2012 is off to a good start.
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    do you get to keep the bra lol
  15. 2012-01-01 14:46 #55
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    Wow, thats some hardcore fail right there.
    Maybe next time dont drink yourself retarded.

    Wait, who am I kidding, it will never happen again.
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    Just start a trophy case and fill it with items of your sexual endeavors, starting with the bra.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    Leroy, stop hatin' nigga you mad cause you didn't get New Years pussy, it's aight though watch and learn junior.
    ahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by SephYuyX View Post
    Wow, thats some hardcore fail right there.
    Maybe next time dont drink yourself retarded.

    Wait, who am I kidding, it will never happen again.
    Wait, Sephy telling people that they'll never get laid? k
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    looooooooooool
  20. 2012-01-01 14:50 #60
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    You could always try returning it to her and try to get some pity sex, but thats slim to none, unless shes that big of a slut.
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