Dear Howie

**Antithesis** · 2012-01-03 12:37

Originally Posted by Kiarax

Like Falisa. :3

Oh-ho-ho.

**Kiarax** · 2012-01-03 12:44

I have fapped during a Skype call once, that is probably far worse in hindsight.

**Kiarax** · 2012-01-03 12:44

Like not phonesex Skype call, they don't even know I am doing it. Like a fap ninja.

**Kiarax** · 2012-01-03 12:45

Like like like like.

**Demosthenes** · 2012-01-03 13:32

Sometimes Kiara just pulls her dicks out and start whacking away. Does not even have to be turned on.

**Kiarax** · 2012-01-03 13:35

Well... sometimes when I'm bored and not wearing any pants...

**Kiarax** · 2012-01-03 13:36

But in that incident I was mos' def turned on.

**Linliel** · 2012-01-03 13:36

Nothing like talking to your grandparents in France over Skype, eh Kiarax

**Kiarax** · 2012-01-03 13:37

My grandparents live in Eng-oh... that's just uncalled for!

**Demosthenes** · 2012-01-03 13:45

Originally Posted by Kiarax

But in that incident I was mos' def turned on.

Can't blame you. She can use my headboard to hold on for her dear life anyday.

**Demosthenes** · 2012-01-03 13:46

Originally Posted by Linliel

Nothing like talking to your grandparents in France over Skype, eh Kiarax

LOL

**Kiarax** · 2012-01-03 13:47

Originally Posted by Demosthenes

Can't blame you. She can use my headboard to hold on for her dear life anyday.

What are you implying sir?!

**Demosthenes** · 2012-01-03 13:50

Originally Posted by Kiarax

What are you implying sir?!

That I would push my bed through window with her. She'll have to hang on to the headboard for her life while I'm pushing it into the window.

**Demosthenes** · 2012-01-03 13:52

What else could I have been implying.

**Kiarax** · 2012-01-03 13:55

Like maybe she is falling off a cliff and holding on but the side of the cliff is breaking so you have to lower something down for her to grab and the only thing at hand was your bed so you lowered it and she grabbed the headboard otherwise she would plummet to her death.

**Demosthenes** · 2012-01-03 13:58

Oh that makes sense too. She'd probably be screaming for her life during the event.

**Kiarax** · 2012-01-03 14:00

And that's why you always use protection (harnesses, etc).

**Demosthenes** · 2012-01-03 14:02

Originally Posted by Kiarax

And that's why you always use protection (harnesses, etc).

Parachutes over here.

**Kiarax** · 2012-01-03 14:31

You sly dog.

**Demosthenes** · 2012-01-03 14:41

Originally Posted by Kiarax

You sly dog.

Its called covering the bases good sir.

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