NFL Wild Card Weekend: Coaching carousels and sickle-cells

[Demosthenes11]

tom brady is 2 playoff wins away from tying joe montana for the most by a quarterback ever

GOAT

[Tweek]

fucking passed out chicks seems pretty terrible though if they really were passed out

[Demosthenes11]

I feel like you would need to be some crazy fuck that carries around lube at parties to rape a girl that passes out at a party. that friction can be uncomfortable as fuck, and like hell spit will be enough. PREMEDITATED

[Chun Liroy]

tweek y u ruin errthang.

[archibaldcrane]

Eh, if you're 17 and a two-pump-chump, spit could be more than enough.

[Mertron]

tom brady is 2 playoff wins away from tying joe montana for the most by a quarterback ever

GOAT

if he averages 0 playoff wins a year, how many years does he have to play to pass him?

i would figure this out myself but my calculator malfunctions when i try to figure it out

[Tweek]

i've never needed lube except for maybe anal wtf thought that was for fucking old ass bitches

[Demosthenes11]

i've never needed lube except for maybe anal wtf thought that was for fucking old ass bitches

I would not admit this on the internet.
Either you are a virgin, or you have the stamina of a virgin

[archibaldcrane]

if he averages 0 playoff wins a year, how many years does he have to play to pass him?

i would figure this out myself but my calculator malfunctions when i try to figure it out

He'd be 4 years from the record for consecutive playoff losses, although that's for a team, not sure what the individual QB record is.

[archibaldcrane]

i've never needed lube except for maybe anal wtf thought that was for fucking old ass bitches

...you realize we're talking about girls who are passed out right? probably not too wet while they are unconscious.

tl;dr you're a sick fuck tweek

[Tweek]

I would not admit this on the internet.
Either you are a virgin, or you have the stamina of a virgin

what? nah the women i fuck are healthy, young and not dried up. Have not fucked anyone over 30 though and have definitely not fucked anyone after menopause.

...you realize we're talking about girls who are passed out right? probably not too wet while they are unconscious.

tl;dr you're a sick fuck tweek

lol i don't know i don't fuck passed out bitches

[Demosthenes11]

He'd be 4 years from the record for consecutive playoff losses, although that's for a team, not sure what the individual QB record is.

break ALL the records

[Chun Liroy]

I wonder if mallet gets the start next year if the pats lose.

[Tweek]

80% of the 49ers have no playoff experience

[Demosthenes11]

I wonder if mallet gets the start next year if the pats lose.

totes mcgotes my man

[Demosthenes11]

I hope Forte goes to the Pats in the off season, just sayin.

I can guarantee that doesn't happen! We are set at RB

[Rhinox]

Keep'em rbs are a dime a dozen.


This is a passing league now.

[Penthesilea]

Isn't that the only thing forte is good for? Backfield receptions?

[Rhinox]

Not sure. I'll be sure to ask an eagles fan next time I see one.

[Penthesilea]

We don't field questions from dumb football fans