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  1. 2012-01-05 14:55 #1
    Darus Grey
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    They caught me ridin' dirty

    Apparently I've been driving under a suspended license for 9 years.

    I found out well going to renew and was summarily arrested.

    So the question is...

    Can anyone beat my record? This is the challenge to you spam.
  2. 2012-01-05 15:03 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darus Grey View Post
    Apparently I've been driving under a suspended license for 9 years.

    I found out well going to renew and was summarily arrested.

    So the question is...

    Can anyone beat my record? This is the challenge to you spam.
    Wait what? I was under the impression licenses expired every few years and had to be renewed?
  3. 2012-01-05 15:05 #3
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    In NY they're issued for up to 10yrs(varying by when you got them, and a bunch of shit that makes no sense, it's the DMV).
  4. 2012-01-05 15:08 #4
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    I don't even remember getting the ticket that got me suspended for non-payment.

    In my defense, I was probably drunk.
  5. 2012-01-05 15:35 #5
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    a warrant is out for my arrest in north carolina

    think its been 12 years

    nothing sexy, unpaid speeding ticket
  6. 2012-01-05 15:37 #6
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    lol
  7. 2012-01-05 15:38 #7
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    im assuming thats how it works anyway
  8. 2012-01-05 15:50 #8
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    You're a fugitive, wonder if there's a bounty, I need to buy hot wings tonight.
  9. 2012-01-05 16:25 #9
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    i have renewed my license twice and my reg/insurance every year since then, which apparently is not supposed to be possible

    even the government wants nothing to do with me

    so ronery
  10. 2012-01-05 18:32 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Wait what? I was under the impression licenses expired every few years and had to be renewed?
    Quote Originally Posted by Darus Grey View Post
    In NY they're issued for up to 10yrs(varying by when you got them, and a bunch of shit that makes no sense, it's the DMV).
    Arizona is retarded and I think they do something like 30 -50 years. I noticed it when I worked for BoA 'cause you had to type in the expiration dates when people gave their ID, and Arizona people had expiration dates that would be like 2034 n' shit.

    [edit] I looked it up, they expire whenever you turn 65, so if you get it when you're 16 you don't have to renew it for another 49 years lol
  11. 2012-01-05 18:35 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Arizona is retarded and I think they do something like 30 -50 years. I noticed it when I worked for BoA 'cause you had to type in the expiration dates when people gave their ID, and Arizona people had expiration dates that would be like 2034 n' shit.

    [edit] I looked it up, they expire whenever you turn 65, so if you get it when you're 16 you don't have to renew it for another 49 years lol
    Wow!
  12. 2012-01-05 19:03 #12
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    gotta keep da govmint offf my back yo
  13. 2012-01-06 00:04 #13
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    So I just got back from eating those Wings. Duffs is S tier.
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