2012 Republican Presidential Candidate Race

[Siatdiat]

http://www.godvoter.org/index.html

Romney is a satanic priest apparently! Also, Santorum is Roman Catholic not a born-again christian omg!

There is absolutely zero value in this link, other than maybe comedic.

[archibaldcrane]

How would a link like that even exist.

Hormone stimulation from pregnancy being abruptly cut off from purpose breast tissue *hand waving* breast cancer.

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[Xantavia]

This is like some terrible movie where the aborted fetus is out for vengeance.

It already exists

And I am almost tempted to see Santorum when he comes to Illinois, but I don't think I'd be able to deal with any of the people who are visiting him because they truly believe in what he says. I was shocked to see that one of the places he is planning on speaking is a High School. Doesn't seem the best place to be if 3/4 of the audience isn't even of voting age yet.

But it doesn't matter anyway. News today is all about Blago posing for the cameras on his way to jail, so Rep. candidates in the state isn't exactly the top story right now.

[pohibaba]

http://www.godvoter.org/index.html

Romney is a satanic priest apparently! Also, Santorum is Roman Catholic not a born-again christian omg!

There is absolutely zero value in this link, other than maybe comedic.

President Obama has a higher rating on that site than Romney does. I guess I know who they're going to be supporting in the fall.

[Byrthnoth]

Actually, last I remember nursing a child is correlated with a lower breast cancer rate.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breastf...health_effects

Correlations with giving birth may be caused by this, or both may be caused by a third factor. Science, you so crazy.

[Demosthenes11]

ergo, women should always be having babies so they can constantly breastfeed to reduce their breast cancer risk by a small percentage

[Indeed]

ergo, women should always be having babies so they can constantly breastfeed to reduce their breast cancer risk by a small percentage

Of course; why didn't anyone say this sooner? Keeping women barefoot and pregnant isn't a power thing. It's a protection thing. Silly ladies. They should just leave all the thinking to those of us with the penises.

[MaachaQ]

ergo, women should always be having babies so they can constantly breastfeed to reduce their breast cancer risk by a small percentage

Not only should women be pumping out babies like rabbits, they should begin as soon as possible, since every year you wait increases the risk. Girls should be getting pregnant after their very first period and carrying the baby to term to help reduce their risk. >.>

The rhetoric coming out of the Republican candidates this season makes me ever more glad to not be living in the US right now. I can still vote in the national election so I've been following the news as much as I can, but if one of these idiots gets elected I seriously doubt I'll be coming back to the US for 4+ years...

Related:

Gingrich calls political system stupid, vows to stay in the race
By NBC's Alex Moe
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PALATINE, Ill. – Hours after finishing a disappointing second place in both the Alabama and Mississippi primaries, Newt Gingrich marched his campaign onward, vowing he is “staying in the race.”

Campaigning in Illinois on Wednesday, Gingrich made little mention of the two contests he had hoped to win in the South. He instead focused his speeches on the big ideas that drive his campaign, explaining that many people just don’t understand what needs to be done to help change the country.

“The thing I find most disheartening about this campaign is the difficulty of talking about positive ideas on a large scale because the news media can’t cover it and candidly, my opponents can’t comprehend it,” Gingrich told the five hundred plus person crowd at the Northwest Suburban Republican Lincoln Day Dinner. “The result is you can’t have a serious conversation. It doesn’t fit. It doesn’t count. It is as though it doesn’t occur.”

Gingrich, who brought up Alzheimer’s research for the first time in weeks, admitted he wants to be “the candidate of science and technology.”

“We are at the edge of such extraordinary opportunities and it is so hard to get this party to understand it,” said Gingrich, speaking in a more frustrated tone than usual. “Our political system is so methodically and deliberately stupid.”

The calls for Gingrich to exit the race have only increased in the 24 hours since Tuesday’s primaries that Rick Santorum won. But Gingrich says he will not bow out, arguing he is the only Republican who can take on Washington and all the problems that come along with it.

“We cannot be a normal party. If we run a normal campaign trying to govern within the framework of the current system we have no future because people would rather have Democrats do it, they at least enjoy it,” he said. “We are miserable at trying to govern in their system. We are in the business of changing Washington, not being accepted by it. It is a fundamentally different model. It is the base of what Reagan did.”

[ronin sparthos]

Candidate of science and technology?

I'm playing the world's smallest violin for Newt Gingrich right now.

[Eurell]

http://www.godvoter.org/index.html

Romney is a satanic priest apparently! Also, Santorum is Roman Catholic not a born-again christian omg!

There is absolutely zero value in this link, other than maybe comedic.

Holy fuck this was a hilarious read lol. Here's the end of their assessment of Obama.

What is "most important" to Christians isn't feeding the hungry and healing the sick, but Jesus' sacrifice on the cross, which doesn't merely provide "a path" to be cleansed of sins; it is what cleanses Christians of our sins and therefore on which heaven or hell hangs in balance.

Barack Obama's declaration of Christian faith most likely is sincere. But his own words indicate his faith to be centered on neither the cross of Christ nor the Bible. Instead, the focus of President Obama's faith appears to be the poor and the outcast, which he was in his youth. As a young lawyer, he found churches already helping the poor and the outcast in Chicago's South Side whom he desired to help, and joined one of them.

For President Obama, Christianity appears to be not the end but the means to his true passion: helping those he considers to be oppressed by the "powerful", including the poor, African Americans, homosexuals and "punished" women".

As indicated by these reasons and his current rating, he is not the Christian president that America desperately needs today.

Dude gets a D- from God lol, because he cares more about helping people out than the book itself lol.

Read the stuff for Romney and Obama, both amazing lol.

[Greatguardian]

They should just leave all the thinking to those of us with the penises.

Two heads are better than one, amirite?

[Kaylia]

Instead, the focus of President Obama's faith appears to be the poor and the outcast, which he was in his youth.

Mindfuck....

I hope he's trolling.

[ronin sparthos]

Poe's Law just proc'd.

[Andalusian girls]

i'm not sure if the evangelical right or the secular left hate Romney's Mormonism more

[Andalusian girls]

http://www.freewoodpost.com/2012/03/...-owned-slaves/

I like how Romney stays on-message, "I am rich old white man and so were my ancestors." It's refreshing to have a candidate so on-point.

did he really fucking say that jesus christ

someone get that man a teleprompter

[Milkster]

http://gamersmafia.com/storage/comments/277/77/what.gif

My face when reading that.

[Cleverness]

Like noone really even needs to make fun of the Republican candidates at this point, they say shit themselves that is a total joke, like comments like that. Even if people actually have real gripes with Obama, there is really no way he is losing to any of these people after all of this...

[Kaylia]

http://www.freewoodpost.com/2012/03/...-owned-slaves/

I like how Romney stays on-message, "I am rich old white man and so were my ancestors." It's refreshing to have a candidate so on-point.

Just to make sure we're on the same line and that I'm not being trolled by posters pretending to be Fox News...

Free Wood Post is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within FreeWoodPost.com are fiction, and presumably fake news.


If he did say anything remotely close tot hat however...lol.

[ronin sparthos]

Yeah are there any other sources? That tier of gaffe seems like something the MSM would pick up instantly.

[Milkster]

It's not real. The scary thing is how real it seemed though.