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  1. #281
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    great, i look like some old dead guy and i'm banging my long-lost sister

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    Actually he died young. 32. So no. And obviously you don't look like him NOW.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    And obviously you don't look like him NOW.
    I don't know if that's obvious or not. Going to have to exhume.

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    Thank you for telling me about Deal Extreme, Something Awful:

    http://www.dealextreme.com/p/thomas-...en-blue-111349

    Too bad it will probably take like 10 months to get here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    I don't know if that's obvious or not. Going to have to exhume.
    Good luck with this, he was cremated like a boss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    Thank you for telling me about Deal Extreme, Something Awful:

    http://www.dealextreme.com/p/thomas-...en-blue-111349

    Too bad it will probably take like 10 months to get here.
    omg I am getting this for my gf's 1.5 year old nephew

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    omg I am getting this for my gf's 1.5 year old nephew
    He will literally be the coolest kid.

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    careful, my cousin got a transformer this christmas and good fucking god it had a lot of unexpected small and swallowable parts. just saying. and they're still putting toys in their mouths until like age 3-4

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    When I say it's for him, what I mean is that I'm storing it at their house to play with when I'm over there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    careful, my cousin got a transformer this christmas and good fucking god it had a lot of unexpected small and swallowable parts. just saying. and they're still putting toys in their mouths until like age 3-4
    If this thing doesn't break when you try to play with it, I would be dumbfounded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    When I say it's for him, what I mean is that I'm storing it at their house to play with when I'm over there
    hi5

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    i think his wife actually looks like him lol

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    same smile and everything <_<

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    when you changed it into a truck it had like 20 less than 1" plastic pieces that just popped off and had to be set aside, and he kept absentmindedly putting the gun piece in his mouth... ugh. I just confiscated all of them and put them into a ziplock and "lost" them on top of the kitchen cabinets. it can be an equally great transformer without being The Most Dangerous Toy Ever Made

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    we tell our kids they can be anything they want to be but as soon as a kid says they want to be a toy-part swallower we get all hysterical and say things like 'think of the children' and ruin their dreams

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    when you changed it into a truck it had like 20 less than 1" plastic pieces that just popped off and had to be set aside, and he kept absentmindedly putting the gun piece in his mouth... ugh. I just confiscated all of them and put them into a ziplock and "lost" them on top of the kitchen cabinets. it can be an equally great transformer without being The Most Dangerous Toy Ever Made
    At least it doesn't have features like lead paint and carcinogens like this Thomas the Tank Engine Transformer undoubtedly has in spades.

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    the only possible correct course of action would be to put it in your mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    more women need to have this philosophy
    Go away. Forever.

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    Gonna have to agree with De Rock on this one.

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    ah the old you mad skit i had you pegged for another blarg impersonation post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuroikage View Post
    Gonna have to agree with De Rock on this one.
    you would, not shocked

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