milkster, your sig

[Qalbert]

man you are just the worst kind of fag aren't you

just one kind

[Sera]

have you abandoned me in the childfree lifestyle?

lol. I'm not planning on having any until like 32-34. Trust, my Mirena will be getting replaced with a shiny new Mirena this March. No plans for procreation for the next 5 years.

[Sera]

Birds of any kind will NEVER be cuter than puppies. Sorry bros. Penguins are cute but they are not even in the same league as that dog.

[Antithesis]

http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/...puppy-lick.gif

[Blarg]

what kind of bird is that?

[Linliel]

lol. I'm not planning on having any until like 32-34. Trust, my Mirena will be getting replaced with a shiny new Mirena this March. No plans for procreation for the next 5 years.

Hell yeah, Mirena!

[Kiarax]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx...lh1io1_400.gif

[Abandon]

saw that on raggy's fb, fucking hilarious

[Sera]

Hell yeah, Mirena!

vagina ^5

[Ivve]

i'm still analog up in this bitch with pills. the concept of dangling strings bothers me, as well as the whole "may go through the uterine wall" thing from the commercials. straight up fuck no.

[Sera]

i'm still analog up in this bitch with pills. the concept of dangling strings bothers me, as well as the whole "may go through the uterine wall" thing from the commercials. straight up fuck no.

It isn't really a string, it's more like VERY SUPER THIN fishing line, it's plastic. Can't even tell it's there. I've never felt it once. They have to say shit like that in commercials. Even if there's like a snowball's chance in hell that might possibly ever happen, they have to tell you all the scary 100000000000000:1 shit that could occur. I'm certain that my chances of being in a car wreck or getting run over by a city bus are higher, but that doesn't stop me from driving or crossing the street, ya dig?

That said, no periods is awesome, and lol at risking whether or not I become a mother on my ability to remember to take PILLS. I'd rather accept the ridiculously low, outlying risk of something poking my uterine wall than the completely realistic, commonplace occurance that lolpills and forgetting might result in my being a breeder long before I'd planned to voluntarily become one. No fuckin' thanks. Fuck yeah, Mirena!

[Ivve]

i've heard that people you fuck can feel it, and just oh god having an implant, someone would have to be all up in there even more, just oh god

[Ivve]

i go to military doctors okay, i do not have faith in their ability

[Linliel]

i've heard that people you fuck can feel it, and just oh god having an implant, someone would have to be all up in there even more, just oh god

I've had mixed reports on the feeling it thing. I'm pretty sure for one it's psychological since the gyno told me the strings were well tucked away. And seriously, 5 years of not having to remember to take a pill every day is just wonderful. Especially now that I have a serious distrust of pills due to side effects and them not doing their job very well.

I got mine put in while under twilight sleep - best idea ever. Also basically no period now and no hormonal side effects = total life changer

[Sera]

Agreed with what Linny said, only I didn't get mine put in with any type of anesthesia or whatever, I did that shit awake with no meds. Was not pleasant but I'd do it again x 500000000000000000 times

You can't feel it. Also Linny is right, it is: anyone who says they can feel it, that shit is all in your head. Look at one before it gets put in and you'll see. Shit is impossible to feel with a penis.

[Ragnell]

What is this shit? Why have I not heard of this shit

[Blarg]

[Sera]

NEED

[Blarg]

[Abandon]

rofl