lots of things!
Regale us with tales of woe
I love you raggy, tell papa everything
it's interesting that your friend gets people who only treat her like someone on the whore end of the spectrum. i seemed to only meet people who put me on the other side of the scale when i was dating. everyone view(s/ed) me as good long-term relationship or wife material. someone to get serial monogamous with. that's cool and all, but it made shit really fucking weird at times because i didn't always want to reciprocate that, or i kind of realized that's the road it was going down and i felt like MUST GET THE FUCK AWAY, MUST RUN NOW! i'm talking, this has been an issue since the first guy i ever dated. i'm not entirely sure if men just go OOOOOOOOOOOOMG LET'S TALK ABOUT WEDDINGS BECAUSE I KNOW HOW MUCH THAT TURNS BITCHES ON or what, but some people need to chill the fuck out a little bit.
I need you chicks to start wearing stickers on your heads to properly designate what you're after
Stickers that say sex, stickers that say relatioship and stickers that say insane fucking bitch stay away from this one
apply them directly to the forehead
you can never unhear it
i can't believe those words come out of anyone's mouth, ever
it is fucking mystifying.
I would never cum on your face ivve, but only because it would require i move
face cumming in porn makes me angry
or is it, good work penises?
penises are assholes