Should I do a personal appeal too?

**Not Kuno** · 2012-01-12 19:35

It would involve mostly swearing and getting off topic a lot.

**Ksandra** · 2012-01-12 19:37

no, because you no longer post here

**Rocl** · 2012-01-12 19:38

do you want to be a faggot?

**Not Kuno** · 2012-01-12 19:40

Originally Posted by Ksandra

no, because you no longer post here

fuck you. I don't post here cause I'm too busy to post on bg in general and whenever I check up on spam I don't have anything worthwhile to add. Either you do it right with your posts or you don't do it at all. spam has enough shit without me contributing.

Originally Posted by Rocl

do you want to be a faggot?

no

**Rocl** · 2012-01-12 19:41

i seriously want that $5 i threw in the donation bin back after even seeing that abomination

**Kiarax** · 2012-01-12 19:43

I don't know why but I always thought you were pretty cool Kuno so you should not ruin it by doing one.

**Conrad** · 2012-01-12 19:43

It's just...it's just awful

**Conrad** · 2012-01-12 19:43

The one that's already there I mean

**Rocl** · 2012-01-12 19:46

hold up, wordpad

**Ksandra** · 2012-01-12 19:49

Originally Posted by Not Kuno

fuck you. I don't post here cause I'm too busy to post on bg in general and whenever I check up on spam I don't have anything worthwhile to add. Either you do it right with your posts or you don't do it at all. spam has enough shit without me contributing.

<3

**Not Kuno** · 2012-01-12 19:56

Originally Posted by Rocl

i seriously want that $5 i threw in the donation bin back after even seeing that abomination

Originally Posted by Kiarax

I don't know why but I always thought you were pretty cool Kuno so you should not ruin it by doing one.

I wasn't kidding when I said I would probably just be swearing and not talking about donating. I'd start with something like:

Fuck you. Fuck you and everything you believe in. Fuck everything you stand for. I fucking hate you and everything about you. If I could go back in time and either stop Hitler or punch you in the dick I would pick the latter.

etc etc etc

**Rocl** · 2012-01-12 20:01

holy shit i keep forgetting who i'm writing this as

**Kiarax** · 2012-01-12 20:02

You reminded me of this so I am going to post it and if you don't like it fuck you

**Rocl** · 2012-01-12 20:05

I have a lot to be unhappy about today. I just lost my new apartment, my dog named after a video game character no one knows about died, my reputation for being the worst mod of all time, and my pedophile beard. Most of all, I am upset about being forced to read Blue Gartr Forums.

As one of the largest and most unimportant forums online, a lot of people ask me, "Vandole you must get so much a lot of shit for being the worst living thing of all time." The truth is that I don't. I recieve a 3x5 card with a hole to pee in, melted spiders once a day, and shitty outdated jokes at my own expense.

We're a big Gartr. We waste money. There's only Bercus, Blackice, Blazer, Callisto, Cephious, Dakpluto, Kaeko, Khamsin, Not Kuno, Qalbert, Septimus, SIlverbreeze, Tekki, Tonko, Tyche, Sonomaa, Falisa, Ksandra, Alleya, Isladar, Epical, Ragns, and myself on staff. Almost all of these people are expendable, worthless, and humanity would be better off if they were all dead.

I'm not one to brag, but MF_Perm(of Tunnel Vision fame) is my friend on facebook, and has actually posted here 12,405 times that he is aware of. That's incredible. But my point on that is, think about it.

Sonomaa has been going around the office about our annual Money-Stealing Drive. He's been wanting me to make appearances as the Resident Retard, ban intelligent posters, remove threads, you know, the normal modly activities. There's only so many times I can remove threads in one day, and I don't want to suddenly wake up 10 years from now knowing that's all I can do.

Do you have any idea how much it costs to replace my hair after everytime some lurker cuts it off my head and takes it?

If Wikipedia can get like, 30 dollars, why cant Blue Gartr get 3-4 thousand? I mean, we're nothing like Wikipedia. You can edit everyone's posts. Oh wait, that's just me and the rest of the super retards. We need money to survive right now. If we can't get that, there's only so many times we can pocket ad money to support our cat porn habits.

If we don't get enough funds, we can't grow. That's BAD. In the last year we've outgrown our servers and added a bunch of redudant and useless features. Once we secure the funds for the year, we will try to do even more useless things. Maybe we will even have a suggestions board (that really is just a another terrible joke.)

Do you think I deserve any compensation? I ruin your fun just by existing I ruin your fun every time you do something funny. I ban you when you did nothing wrong. I laugh at you daily. I also do my best to make this board stay terrible, and fortunately even I don't get a modslap just like every other mod on this forum. If you think Kuya's trolling gets looked over, you have no idea what we go we gloss over in the mod forums in regards to moderators misbehaving.

I think I've written enough to bore you, so I will get to the point. Please give and continue to support my attempts to win over a significant other with money and video game prowess. We appreciate every dollar you give, and thank you greatly for your support.

Okay, now I'm really going to get to the point. In day 1 of the donation, we received $1000 dollars. ONE THOUSAND! IN DAY ONE! Don't you think that is excessive for a video game forum of no import? Day 2 we received $600. So far in day 3 we have gotten $195. That's a much more realistic number. Guys, we appreciate the donations so much and thank you for your support in our creepy sexual fetishes. But could you find it in your heart to continue to donate?

We have prizes that you will win and never receive! Secret big stuff coming soon that surely will not disappoint you in the least, except that it will because I'm going to pocket all the good rewards donated by posters

!

**Rocl** · 2012-01-12 20:07

national coalition for laws can go fuckthemselves got me

**Not Kuno** · 2012-01-12 20:09

See, yours is too specifically hateful. Mine hates everyone equally.

**Not Kuno** · 2012-01-12 20:09

Except hitler. He gets a free pass, because hey, everyone gives him shit.

**Ksandra** · 2012-01-12 20:11

9/10

**Rocl** · 2012-01-12 20:13

In my defense, I was doing about three different things in there and I never did reconcile it into one coherent thing

like the reference to Perm is absolutely ridiculous when I decided to write it as Vandole

**Linliel** · 2012-01-12 20:14

I far prefer Rocl's to the one that's there.

Thread: Should I do a personal appeal too?

Thread Tools

Should I do a personal appeal too?

Similar Threads

what should I do

Should I do a frontpage update?

What Should I Do When I See Ryko In Person?

Latest Threads

Up & Coming Threads

Hottest Threads