Should I do a personal appeal too?

**quannum** · 2012-01-12 21:36

don't worry about what the riff-raff think kuya

**Caiyuo** · 2012-01-12 21:43

Originally Posted by Katlan

At least you make me laugh Dole

Originally Posted by Odesseiron

Post of the year, all years.

that's BAD

**Caiyuo** · 2012-01-12 21:44

what is the deal with the fucking horse

**Caiyuo** · 2012-01-12 21:45

I can't be convinced this was like an internet thing that became entertaining somewhere at some point that he just ran into the ground

**Shiroikage** · 2012-01-12 22:04

I don't even know how Vandole got associated with the horse at all.
I've seen the horse head recommended as an easy Halloween costume on SA before. I guess somehow Vandole managed to take credit for it here.

**Sera** · 2012-01-12 23:10

Originally Posted by Rocl

I have a lot to be unhappy about today. I just lost my new apartment, my dog named after a video game character no one knows about died, my reputation for being the worst mod of all time, and my pedophile beard. Most of all, I am upset about being forced to read Blue Gartr Forums.

As one of the largest and most unimportant forums online, a lot of people ask me, "Vandole you must get so much a lot of shit for being the worst living thing of all time." The truth is that I don't. I recieve a 3x5 card with a hole to pee in, melted spiders once a day, and shitty outdated jokes at my own expense.

We're a big Gartr. We waste money. There's only Bercus, Blackice, Blazer, Callisto, Cephious, Dakpluto, Kaeko, Khamsin, Not Kuno, Qalbert, Septimus, SIlverbreeze, Tekki, Tonko, Tyche, Sonomaa, Falisa, Ksandra, Alleya, Isladar, Epical, Ragns, and myself on staff. Almost all of these people are expendable, worthless, and humanity would be better off if they were all dead.

I'm not one to brag, but MF_Perm(of Tunnel Vision fame) is my friend on facebook, and has actually posted here 12,405 times that he is aware of. That's incredible. But my point on that is, think about it.

Sonomaa has been going around the office about our annual Money-Stealing Drive. He's been wanting me to make appearances as the Resident Retard, ban intelligent posters, remove threads, you know, the normal modly activities. There's only so many times I can remove threads in one day, and I don't want to suddenly wake up 10 years from now knowing that's all I can do.

Do you have any idea how much it costs to replace my hair after everytime some lurker cuts it off my head and takes it?

If Wikipedia can get like, 30 dollars, why cant Blue Gartr get 3-4 thousand? I mean, we're nothing like Wikipedia. You can edit everyone's posts. Oh wait, that's just me and the rest of the super retards. We need money to survive right now. If we can't get that, there's only so many times we can pocket ad money to support our cat porn habits.

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Do you think I deserve any compensation? I ruin your fun just by existing I ruin your fun every time you do something funny. I ban you when you did nothing wrong. I laugh at you daily. I also do my best to make this board stay terrible, and fortunately even I don't get a modslap just like every other mod on this forum. If you think Kuya's trolling gets looked over, you have no idea what we go we gloss over in the mod forums in regards to moderators misbehaving.

I think I've written enough to bore you, so I will get to the point. Please give and continue to support my attempts to win over a significant other with money and video game prowess. We appreciate every dollar you give, and thank you greatly for your support.

Okay, now I'm really going to get to the point. In day 1 of the donation, we received $1000 dollars. ONE THOUSAND! IN DAY ONE! Don't you think that is excessive for a video game forum of no import? Day 2 we received $600. So far in day 3 we have gotten $195. That's a much more realistic number. Guys, we appreciate the donations so much and thank you for your support in our creepy sexual fetishes. But could you find it in your heart to continue to donate?

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Holy fucking fuck, I need you to come be my homosexual houseboy. NOW.

**Kuya** · 2012-01-12 23:29

Originally Posted by quannum

don't worry about what the riff-raff think kuya

I care about the little people.

**Kuya** · 2012-01-12 23:33

Originally Posted by Shiroikage

I don't even know how Vandole got associated with the horse at all.
I've seen the horse head recommended as an easy Halloween costume on SA before. I guess somehow Vandole managed to take credit for it here.

It reminds me of what qal used to do with the morgan freeman thing, except that i never got the horse head thing.

***Blarg*** · 2012-01-12 23:37

Some video chat whatever program had some guy wear a horse head and play guitar a few'ish years ago. That's the first I saw of it so I guess that's where it started.

**Grandmasthong** · 2012-01-13 09:57

ya totaly think so too

**Conrad** · 2012-01-13 09:57

post count doesn't raise here

**Kuya** · 2012-01-17 14:29

personal appeal change

**Conrad** · 2012-01-17 14:38

Hey, look at how entertaining something is when its creator is actually entertaining

**Linliel** · 2012-01-17 14:39

Meh, overengineered imo

**Kiarax** · 2012-01-17 14:51

Isladar's wasn't entertaining either what the fuck

**Conrad** · 2012-01-17 14:51

way more than the other guy's

**Kuya** · 2012-01-17 14:54

yea

**Linliel** · 2012-01-17 15:34

Originally Posted by Kiarax

Isladar's wasn't entertaining either what the fuck

yep, was meh

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