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  1. 2012-01-14 17:25 #1
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    If I were satan

    I'd make hell the chronic need to take massive beer shits and have hell only have 1-ply or lava bidets.
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    And i'd make sure the lava bidet was comparatively less painful just for a sense of irony.
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    Somehow I think being on fire is a bit worse
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    or is that the point, you are trying to make the place a bit better
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    It'd be a rule in hell that all buttholes would be partially fire resistant.
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    so i've finally found a detriment to being gay
  7. 2012-01-14 17:40 #7
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    This feeling is why I can't fathom being gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    If I were Satan, I'd intentionally crash the whole evil market and then petition heaven for a bailout on the grounds that the whole industry doesn't work without enough evil production. Then I'd outsource all my labor to China, give myself a massive bonus, let it fall under public scrutiny so I could admit I'd done wrong and leave Hell after having my stock bought out at an exorbitant rate. Then I'd leave Ryko in charge with nothing but 1-ply toilet paper and retire.
    Oh you...
  9. 2012-01-14 18:53 #9
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    20-grit single ply is on par with lava.
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    No more buttsex in hell? Then what's the point of hell?
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    The Lady Gaga being played on the PA system?
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    I was under the impression that lady gaga and anal sex went together like a glove and a fisting.
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    glove and fisting? How can you say you love someone if you won't even get their shit on your hands?
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    I don't have to. I'm on the internet so the shit is already on my ass.
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    Kuya if I was your fister, I would kiss my hand after an intense passion filled session between my hand and your anus.
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    And if you were my fister, I would at least give you some respek knuckles afterwards.
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    no homo
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    http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...k-knuckles.gif
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    Hell yea, shit on them shitz
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