Foreskin: The Exhaustive Roundtable

[Galkaeater]

speaking of pissing with an erection I just remembered this

[Salodin]

Kuya do you still have problems urinated with an Erection? probably cause you weren't cut.

I don't get this, don't we all have trouble urinating with an erection?

Unless you enjoy golder showers obviously.

[Rhinox]

Not me

[Salodin]

By trouble I mean aiming issues. It takes a little longer to coax the stream out, but I never would cause id be pissing on the wall at a 90 degree angle.

[Rhinox]

That's something totally different. I usually piss sitting down when aiming is an issue with my stiffy

[archibaldcrane]

That's something totally different. I usually piss sitting down when aiming is an issue with my stiffy

Gross, if I'm sitting down with a stiffy my cock business is scrubbing the inside of the toilet bowl.

[Rhinox]

Yeah I don't have an 12 inch penis. Also your assuming I don't put tp between my 2 inch penis and the seat.

[archibaldcrane]

I believe Mizango called that move "the dick spa".

[Kryssan]

Does any other uncut person find it weird to pee after stretching the skin back? Shit changes the trajectory to impossible to compensate angles, making it rather annoying.

Usually have more issues, if I have issues, with the skin not stretched back. Generally speaking the worst time is always after cumming (not talking about with erection, talking about after the event soft need to bathroom etc), that is when it goes everywhere. Pulled back or not. Best to just sit down rather than spray the walls.

[Yuri-G]

Yea, i just can't pass anything but semen through that stone cold stiffy.

if your stiffy is cold, I think there is a medical issue at work. you should get that checked out. preferably by a really hot doctor, and you can film it, and call it "doctors do diddle."

wait, that kinda went off on a tangent, sorry

[Yuri-G]

Usually have more issues, if I have issues, with the skin not stretched back. Generally speaking the worst time is always after cumming (not talking about with erection, talking about after the event soft need to bathroom etc), that is when it goes everywhere. Pulled back or not. Best to just sit down rather than spray the walls.

peeing after cumming is a pain for most guys I think, which is a cruel joke of nature because you are 90% more likely to have to pee after you cum in the first place

actually come to think of it, that might be an evolutionary thing? flushing out potential STDs and old or low-mobility sperm... or it could just be god laughing at us, idk

[kuronosan]

Pretty sure it has to do with clearing out the urethra and the fact that the muscles contract around it and make you feel like you have to pee.

Also... why the fuck does everyone spell "come" as "cum"?

Cum is fucking latin for "together".

So every time you type that, you're saying "I togethered so hard" or "I withed in her pussy".

Fucking idiots.

[Kryssan]

Pretty sure it has to do with clearing out the urethra and the fact that the muscles contract around it and make you feel like you have to pee.

Also... why the fuck does everyone spell "come" as "cum"?

Cum is fucking latin for "together".

So every time you type that, you're saying "I togethered so hard" or "I withed in her pussy".

Fucking idiots.

Yes, calling everyone fucking idiots for grammar / spelling when you didn't capitalize a proper noun and I'm certain if we went back through your posts or examined your speech patterns we would find plenty to critique. Additionally, Latin 'cum' is 'with', akin to Latin 'com'. Also can mean 'when'. Be correct with your corrections or don't bother making them at all.

Dead language, etc.

For reference:

cum
(v. and n.) seems to be a modern (by 1973) variant of the sexual sense of come that originated in pornographic writing, perhaps first in the noun sense. This "experience sexual orgasm" slang meaning of come (perhaps originally come off) is attested from 1650, in "Walking In A Meadowe Greene," in a folio of "loose songs" collected by Bishop Percy.

If it really bothers you give it half a century, it'll be out of style by then.

[Kuya]

Pretty sure it has to do with clearing out the urethra and the fact that the muscles contract around it and make you feel like you have to pee.

Also... why the fuck does everyone spell "come" as "cum"?

Cum is fucking latin for "together".

So every time you type that, you're saying "I togethered so hard" or "I withed in her pussy".

Fucking idiots.

Are you fucking kidding me? Did this guy just criticize people for organically using a word from a dead language?

[Tyrath]

I use cum because thats what porn taught me!

[archibaldcrane]

I do hate the word cum and always use "come".

[Arvin]

Dumbest fucking argument ever, Jesus.

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[kuronosan]

ARE YOUKIDDING ME A.BB MN agad oh no lol lol lol lol

The fact that the only resort is to go "lol let's dissect your posts lol Nazi" especially given that I type on my phone instead of explaining why it's used that way shows that there is no reason. Lol indeed.

[archibaldcrane]

Spelling it "cum" has been in use in pornographic writing at least since the 60's. It has absolutely nothing to do with the latin word. Freaking out because people use it is ridiculous and spastic.

As a noun meaning "semen or other product of orgasm" it is on record from the 1920s. The sexual cum seems to have no connection with L. cum, the preposition meaning "with, together with," which is occasionally used in English in local names of combined parishes or benifices (e.g. Chorlton-cum-Hardy), in popular Latin phrases (e.g. cum laude), or as a combining word to indicate a dual nature or function (e.g. slumber party-cum-bloodbath).

[WahiGuard]

Gross, if I'm sitting down with a stiffy my cock business is scrubbing the inside of the toilet bowl.

oh god that is one of my fears sitting down peeing. ever that bad I just wait or do some james bond piss maneuvering skills.