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    Three, and yeah, gonna get a vasectomy. Wife refused to do a tubal even though it would have saved us however much the Vasectomy is going to cost...it's not covered by insurance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhinox View Post
    Tyche, if there was a way that reduced the risk of HIV by 100%, would you get it? Of course you would.
    I know fat Mexicans don't get laid often, but 18 year old boys make stupid mistakes. Not everyone uses great judgement. I hope my son never drinks, doesn't smoke, and always uses protection. My hopes and reality aren't often the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    I know fat Mexicans don't get laid often, but 18 year old boys make stupid mistakes. Not everyone uses great judgement. I hope my son never drinks, doesn't smoke, and always uses protection. My hopes and reality aren't often the same.
    yeah. I usually have to pay for it too.


    But on that lucky day when I have enough to pay for it. I don't raw dog it like some retard.

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    Kinda disappointed you're lowering the bar on your son so soon.


    On the other hand.. You are white and from kentucky.


    Smart move there daddy-0

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    lol

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    I'm lowering the bar because I'm taking preventative measures from him contracting disease...OK. Fuck any STD treatments, no point. Gardsil, why take it? HPV? Should have used a condom, whore!

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    Speaking of HPV, women have less of a chance of cervical cancer if the fornicate with a male with a circumcised penis.

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    vaccinations =/= Butchering


    Why not have your wife and daughters breast removed. you would only be taking preventative measures from them contracting cancer...OK. Fuck any Pre-Screenings, no point.


    Yeah that's how dumb your argument is.

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    Pretty sure I mentioned it in a previous thread, but I had my son circumcised as well. I am not religious, it was for health reasons. I have a long history of urinary tract infections, and I felt it would help him if he happens to inherit whatever it is from my genes that makes me more susceptible to them. There is also the STD angle which could come up later in life. I thought having it done as a baby was better than waiting until he was older when the side effects could and would be worse. My husband had his circumcision done when he was in elementary school and remembers having it done, it takes much longer to heal when you're older and hurts much more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhinox View Post
    vaccinations =/= Butchering


    Why not have your wife and daughters breast removed. you would only be taking preventative measures from them contracting cancer...OK. Fuck any Pre-Screenings, no point.


    Yeah that's how dumb your argument is.
    My arguments dumb? You just said that you shouldn't "butcher" (something everyone has argued is strictly cosmetic) to prevent HIV by 60%. If foreskin removal psychologically fucked people up, affected relationships, and produced milk, your comparison to a mastectomy would hold some water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Despain View Post
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    Snape circumsizes Dumbledore?

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    gay cut and glad. I got issues cumming but that's more than likely my depression. if I end up having kids the old fashioned way and it's a boy, he's getting cut. If he ends up hating me or boohooing the rest of his life because he's cut then he can cry more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    My arguments dumb? You just said that you shouldn't "butcher" (something everyone has argued is strictly cosmetic) to prevent HIV by 60%. If foreskin removal psychologically fucked people up, affected relationships, and produced milk, your comparison to a mastectomy would hold some water.
    If it was able to be done at a very young age and accepted by a religion and a large segment of the population there would be no psychological effect. nor would it affect relationships.


    My argument does hold water. You might not like it but its been proven Double Mastectomies lower the risk of cancer by 90%

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    Looks good too. My dick almost makes me want to go gay for myself.

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    If she's making you get your shit cut, should have been able to call the kid Carter as a tradeoff.

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    I guess circumcision is easier than teaching your children how running water and sexual responsibility works. Also, as far as regrowing a foreskin goes, to do it the surgical way is really fucking costly and doesn't always work out right. Doing it naturally is pretty much just aesthetic. Either way you do it, you're not going to regrow portions of the frenulum, so your child is going to experience reduced pleasure...

    Are you circumcised? The only people I've known that try to justify circumcising their children were circumcised at birth themselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhinox View Post
    If it was able to be done at a very young age and accepted by a religion and a large segment of the population there would be no psychological effect. nor would it affect relationships.


    My argument does hold water. You might not like it but its been proven Double Mastectomies lower the risk of cancer by 90%
    But it's not, so it doesn't. We speak statistics here son, not hypotheticals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    But it's not, so it doesn't. We speak statistics here son, not hypotheticals.


    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    Not everyone uses great judgement. I hope my son never drinks, doesn't smoke, and always uses protection. My hopes and reality aren't often the same.

    oh the ironing

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    I love the reduced pleasure argument...as if I can't get off in 30 seconds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhinox View Post
    oh the ironing
    How exactly is that irony?

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