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  1. 2012-01-14 23:23 #1
    Ivve
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    you know what doesn't help burns?

    toothpaste. fuck everyone who has ever suggested this to me. i hate you and i hope you get hemorrhoids.
  2. 2012-01-14 23:27 #2
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    I'm pretty sure toothpaste does help, I don't think you've actually tried it. I wholeheartedly suggest that you do.
  3. 2012-01-14 23:38 #3
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    running cold water or bust
  4. 2012-01-14 23:46 #4
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    (I'm kidding, fucking don't!)
  5. 2012-01-15 00:00 #5
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    semen
  6. 2012-01-15 00:14 #6
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    more burns?
  7. 2012-01-15 00:26 #7
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    my dick faggot.
  8. 2012-01-15 00:27 #8
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    I thought toothpaste was for bee stings
  9. 2012-01-15 00:48 #9
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    I thought toothpaste was for masturbating
  10. 2012-01-15 00:57 #10
    Ivve
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    wait, toothpaste isn't for masturbating either? well i've been doing everything wrong
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    Everything i've ever believed in is wrong
  12. 2012-01-15 00:58 #12
    Ksandra
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    oh man, I can't imagine that would feel good at all. Imagine if you had a cut down there...............AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG GGGG fuck you people
  13. 2012-01-15 01:00 #13
    Ivve
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    idk, i've had cuts in my mouth before from braces and shit, and toothpaste never really fucked that up
  14. 2012-01-15 01:00 #14
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    I thought masturbating was for toothpaste
  15. 2012-01-15 01:00 #15
    Ivve
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    and like when you bite your tongue and it bleeds a little
  16. 2012-01-15 01:01 #16
    Ivve
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    post wisdom tooth surgery
  17. 2012-01-15 01:01 #17
    Ivve
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    tbh i'm starting to feel like that's really weird
  18. 2012-01-15 01:17 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    and like when you bite your tongue and it bleeds a little
    Have you ever bit your tongue on the first bite of the meal and been all like FUCK NOW I CANT FULLY ENJOY THIS GOD DAMNIT
  19. 2012-01-15 01:27 #19
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    speaking of mouth biting. does anyone else have sort of scar tissue on your cheek where it's running along where the teeth meet from accidentally biting it over the years
  20. 2012-01-15 01:29 #20
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    luckily no
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