you know what doesn't help burns?

**Ivve** · 2012-01-15 01:29

but i have burned my mouth and been unable to taste after that

***Blarg*** · 2012-01-15 01:30

you could totally impress your friends by eating all sorts of sour things and not making that sour face. you would be so hardcore.

**Ksandra** · 2012-01-15 01:30

Originally Posted by Ivve

idk, i've had cuts in my mouth before from braces and shit, and toothpaste never really fucked that up

true, though I remember when I had braces those cuts hurt like fuck. I can't remember if the toothpaste hurt it more though since that was so fucking long ago. memory is just full of pain.

**Ivve** · 2012-01-15 01:34

ikr

**Ksandra** · 2012-01-15 01:48

best part was they gave you that bullshit wax to cover the braces with. THAT SHIT FUCKING STAYED FOR LIKE .0000000000000001 SECONDS

worthless

**Kiarax** · 2012-01-15 02:07

This is why we brits evolved to not even require braces or even dentists.

**Kuya** · 2012-01-15 02:09

Oh, is that what you call it.

**Linliel** · 2012-01-15 02:19

Originally Posted by Blarg

speaking of mouth biting. does anyone else have sort of scar tissue on your cheek where it's running along where the teeth meet from accidentally biting it over the years

Yes! I blame braces too.

**Ksandra** · 2012-01-15 02:22

Originally Posted by Kiarax

This is why we brits evolved to not even require braces or even dentists.

or even teeth after you reach 16

**Sera** · 2012-01-15 02:57

Originally Posted by Ksandra

or even teeth after you reach 16

i think that is the first time ksan has ever made me laugh

**Odon** · 2012-01-15 03:14

Originally Posted by Ivve

toothpaste. fuck everyone who has ever suggested this to me. i hate you and i hope you get hemorrhoids.

Who the fuck told you this? Seriously punch them in the dick. They're retarded.

**Ivve** · 2012-01-15 03:25

Originally Posted by Odon

Who the fuck told you this? Seriously punch them in the dick. They're retarded.

trust me, i fucking will when i can make a fist again

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-01-15 03:36

I'm still awake too

**Ghost_Wheel22** · 2012-01-15 03:52

Mint toothpaste is a no-go on getting a blowjob. Little bit of crest in her mouth transformered her mouth into the gaping maw of hell.

**Ghost_Wheel22** · 2012-01-15 03:53

And don't put butter on that burn. It's like putting butter on a steak. You don't butter a fucking steak you put horseradish on it.

**Ivve** · 2012-01-15 05:41

lol

**Ivve** · 2012-01-15 05:43

I'm sitting here with mustard on my hand, another random fucking suggestion. It seems to be sort of working. At the very least it's not making shit worse

**Day** · 2012-01-15 08:50

lol mustard. p sure mayo is what you want. at least thats what my parents always said would keep the burn from blistering. who fucking knows. My parents called this dude up one time to "take the burn out" after I didn't fully extinguish a marshmallow before eating it. placebo or something idk... it fucking worked... weird ass country people.

**Linliel** · 2012-01-15 10:25

The only thing that will actually help a burn is ice or running cold water. Everything else is bogus.

**Alleya** · 2012-01-15 10:26

Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass

I thought toothpaste was for bee stings

Random helpful fact. Salt on bee stings. Hurts for a minute, but then you're fine.

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