howie, i heard that your friend wasn't the one who seduced you to suck his dick

**Charismatic** · 2012-01-19 08:14

I can't even think of a situation that would occur that would allow for a dude to be sucking off another dude with the dude not being sucked off being me... happening in my house. Not that that would happen either but just sayin'.

**Abandon** · 2012-01-19 14:35

my roommate and i are the only ones allowed to bust nuts in our apartment. no other niggas allowed, no questions asked. also, Ryko, what the fuck?

**Demosthenes** · 2012-01-19 15:10

I bust nuts wherever I feel! Fuck the police!

**Conrad** · 2012-01-19 15:24

I respected Ryko's rule at TG '10, but I do need to cross New York off the list sometime. That previous sentence is indicative of nothing.

**Callisto** · 2012-01-19 15:26

I, what

**Callisto** · 2012-01-19 15:27

all I hope is the two guys in ryko's anecdote were thug as fuck

**Howie Roary** · 2012-01-19 15:37

Originally Posted by Sera

hahahahahaha in this case possibly? Speaking for myself, I doubt I could ever date or be with a dude who has sucked another dude off, just personal preference here, dunno why really

so to me a guy who can get a girl to be into him after having gone down on another guy in the past must have some TIGHT fucking game

the tl;dr of the following is I picked up a check and took her home and sealed the deal, while wearing a dress, so yeah, despite some questionable less-manly(straight-manly) things I've done I'm fine with my masculinity having pulled a couple unlikely stunts

this other overly-told story involves a bar hopping night promo event for a local toronto artist called Bridesmaid's Mania, I got hoodwinked into a Saturday night party thing with a chick I was into (who had a very dull bf) and when I showed up at her place before we headed out she said we needed to get ready

huh? what? we get to her room and she has 3 bridesmaid's dresses on the bed and she asks me to pick one. It got pretty hilarious especially with her big bellied russion dad demanding we take pictures together and stating he will send them back to russia saying that he has a new wife lol

I thought my hairy legs looked stupid so I wore fishnets, but I kept my regular shoes on, plainly had ahairy chest sticking out, had no make up and made no real attemts to hide the fact that I was a dude in a dress

On the way to the party these 2 blondes told me I had really nice legs, and they seemed bizarrely sincere, and oh god they were hot (didn't pull them though) and then later on I was going up the stairs and a super creepy dude (mid 40s loser-looking type) slurred that I had really nice legs and I had a brief moment of understanding what chicks must go through when people stare at their chests

anyway by the end of the night I was dancing with this chick Colleen and later she was sitting on my lap (or was it me on her hers, rofl..) and I took her home and we had lots of fun, kept in touch and met up a few times later on but then she wanted to cuddle after and I wasn't in the right place at the time for that and it slowly broke off

**Howie Roary** · 2012-01-19 15:38

Originally Posted by Kuroikage

I doubt he tells them that on first dates and shit...

I've told the dress story on a couple firstdates

**Howie Roary** · 2012-01-19 15:40

Originally Posted by Ryko

We already labeled howie. He's a bridge builder.

how's that phrase go lol? you build one bridge..? or something

**Callisto** · 2012-01-19 15:40

I think he means you're so gay you'd build a bridge to get to the dick on the other side

**Howie Roary** · 2012-01-19 15:46

that's not it at all :p

**Callisto** · 2012-01-19 15:49

I think you mean

**Howie Roary** · 2012-01-19 15:51

goddamn do I ever hate these smilies

gonna go ahead and noparse that

**Lucienne** · 2012-01-19 17:11

Originally Posted by Milkster

Heteroflexible should be in the dictionary.

Sounds better than metrosexual indeed.

I like Chari's voice.

And for the record I really couldn't care less if the guy I'm dating sucked a dick or two in his life, as long as he doesn't intend to do it on regular basis while we're together.

**Kuya** · 2012-01-19 17:12

regular basis

lol

**Antithesis** · 2012-01-19 17:13

Originally Posted by Kuya

lol

Beat me to it.

**Callisto** · 2012-01-19 17:14

the random dick here and there is fine though

**Lucienne** · 2012-01-19 17:21

Originally Posted by Callisto

the random dick here and there is fine though

It depends on the circumstances.
Lets say every March, he spends a week in Porto Rico sucking Kuya's dick. Who would I be to deny him that?
The way I see things, I don't believe any person is faithful at all times and demanding it only puts you in a situation where you're eventually going to get hurt. So instead of expecting that, I expect extreme decency and discretion.

**Antithesis** · 2012-01-19 17:22

Originally Posted by Lucienne

Lets say every March, he spends a week in Porto Rico sucking Kuya's dick. Who would I be to deny him that?

Oh I don't know, his fucking girlfriend?

**Conrad** · 2012-01-19 17:23

Originally Posted by Antithesis

Oh I don't know, his fucking girlfriend?

what if it's for a religious thing

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