howie, i heard that your friend wasn't the one who seduced you to suck his dick

[Kuya]

It depends on the circumstances.
Lets say every March, he spends a week in Porto Rico sucking Kuya's dick. Who would I be to deny him that?
The way I see things, I don't believe any person is faithful at all times and demanding it only puts you in a situation where you're eventually going to get hurt. So instead of expecting that, I expect extreme decency and discretion.

You're too good to be true

[Kuya]

Porto Rico

this is the first time anyone in spam has used the french spelling of puerto rico

[Callisto]

The way I see things, I don't believe any person is faithful at all times and demanding it only puts you in a situation where you're eventually going to get hurt.

oh ho ho, suddenly I'm not the one with the shitty outlook on relationships

[Callisto]

this is the first time anyone in spam has used the french spelling of puerto rico

yeah I just use the mexican spelling

[Lucienne]

Oh I don't know, his fucking girlfriend?

I don't do that kind of shit. For me it's a question of whether I can live with it without feeling bad about myself in that case. I'm not possessive.

[Kuya]

i don't believe her perspective is shitty, if not somewhat realistic; it's the reason me and my bf like to indulge in our wandering eyes rather than pretend we're not looking at anybody else, he even indulges me and finds me girls i might like

[Callisto]

i don't believe her perspective is shitty, if not somewhat realistic; it's the reason me and my bf like to indulge in our wandering eyes rather than pretend we're not looking at anybody else, he even indulges me and finds me girls i might like

yes but that's also because your relationship is an affront to god and you cannot ever create a true union in the maker's eyes

[Conrad]

i don't believe her perspective is shitty, if not somewhat realistic; it's the reason me and my bf like to indulge in our wandering eyes rather than pretend we're not looking at anybody else, he even indulges me and finds me girls i might like

my gf once caught me looking at a girl's ass, and when I apologized she replied "Don't worry, I was looking at it too"
it's pretty great

[Kuya]

although i've never had an open relationship, he has, and i agree with his reasons for it: i'd prefer to know when, where, and who he is fucking rather than him sneaking behind my back and cheating on me and giving me a disease

[Lucienne]

You're too good to be true

I'm a realist I guess.
And I'm a pretty terrible person to be with at times. I'm stubborn, self righteous and independent, but not always in a good way. I need a guy that has larger ego than me.

this is the first time anyone in spam has used the french spelling of puerto rico

My spelling control screaming confused me.

[Callisto]

my gf once caught me looking at a girl's ass, and when I apologized she replied "Don't worry, I was looking at it too"
it's pretty great

I had a g/f like that before

Spoiler: show

she cheated on me with both guys and girls

[Conrad]

well nuts















and boobs

[Kuya]

I had a g/f like that before

Spoiler: show

she cheated on me with both guys and girls

should have opened the relationship so at least you could have gotten some of that girl she was having

[Callisto]

should have opened the relationship so at least you could have gotten some of that girl she was having

I actually came within 5 minutes of hit but her b/f showed up and slapped her around a little

[Lucienne]

although i've never had an open relationship, he has, and i agree with his reasons for it: i'd prefer to know when, where, and who he is fucking rather than him sneaking behind my back and cheating on me and giving me a disease

I don't want to know when or who. I'm cool with knowing he might be and I expect him to be extremely careful, obviously. I don't want someone to jeopardize my health for his enjoyment.

[Antithesis]

my gf once caught me looking at a girl's ass, and when I apologized she replied "Don't worry, I was looking at it too"

[Conrad]

Having said that, I would have a serious problem if a girl I was dating got jealous or angry when I look at other women.

[Milkster]

I don't see how people do the whole exclusively mutual relationship thing. I'm in one right now and I just want to fuck literally everybody... chicks have been getting me hot and bothered lately. I can't be all like this whole exclusive monogamy isn't working out because it would crush him. So I'm stuck. It'd be so much easier if people realized not everyone can get everything from one person. Some people can, some can't.

[Callisto]

I don't want to know when or who. I'm cool with knowing he might be and I expect him to be extremely careful, obviously. I don't want someone to jeopardize my health for his enjoyment.

I've been cheating on you with my g/f but I'm pretty sure she's clean

[Callisto]

I don't see how people do the whole exclusively mutual relationship thing. I'm in one right now and I just want to fuck literally everybody... chicks have been getting me hot and bothered lately. I can't be all like this whole exclusive monogamy isn't working out because it would crush him. So I'm stuck. It'd be so much easier if people realized not everyone can get everything from one person. Some people can, some can't.

That's actually all well and good to me, the issue is that's something you tell the person two weeks in to the relationship, not like a year in.