howie, i heard that your friend wasn't the one who seduced you to suck his dick

[Kuya]

I don't see how people do the whole exclusively mutual relationship thing. I'm in one right now and I just want to fuck literally everybody... chicks have been getting me hot and bothered lately. I can't be all like this whole exclusive monogamy isn't working out because it would crush him. So I'm stuck. It'd be so much easier if people realized not everyone can get everything from one person. Some people can, some can't.

It always seems like more people want to have sex with you after you're taken

[Shiroikage]

It always seems like more people want to have sex with you after you're taken

<insert bullshit explanation dependent on pheromones>

[Callisto]

It always seems like more people want to have sex with you after you're taken

I'd actually be glad to find out that happens with gays too, because women are seriously fucked up about this. The second they smell you're in a stable relationship, girls who would never give you the time of day back when you were single will be all over you.

[Kuya]

It always seems like more people want to have sex with you after you're taken

topical: my brazilian psychology professor invited me to her house today, i called my bf and we had a great laugh about it

[Kuya]

i learned a new word too: BUNDAS

[Lucienne]

I've been cheating on you with my g/f but I'm pretty sure she's clean

That's ok then! I shall still consider you for my balcony adventure.

I don't see how people do the whole exclusively mutual relationship thing. I'm in one right now and I just want to fuck literally everybody... chicks have been getting me hot and bothered lately. I can't be all like this whole exclusive monogamy isn't working out because it would crush him. So I'm stuck. It'd be so much easier if people realized not everyone can get everything from one person. Some people can, some can't.

You should probably talk to him. You're not being honest with him if this is how you really feel, and relationship that's not built on honesty can't really last regardless.

[Milkster]

It always seems like more people want to have sex with you after you're taken

I'd actually be glad to find out that happens with gays too, because women are seriously fucked up about this. The second they smell you're in a stable relationship, girls who would never give you the time of day back when you were single will be all over you.

This. So much. People I wanted when I were single are all up on my now.

[Lucienne]

i learned a new word too: BUNDAS

Brazilians are pretty crazy, you should watch out!

[Howie Roary]

Sounds better than metrosexual indeed.

I like Chari's voice.

And for the record I really couldn't care less if the guy I'm dating sucked a dick or two in his life, as long as he doesn't intend to do it on regular basis while we're together.

metrosexual has nothing to do with sexual practice or preference though

it's a pretty stupid term for guys that actually floss their teeth, take care of their skin and know what colors look good with others, and usually know how to cook as well

[Linliel]

Yeah, why'd they have to give being a decent human being a derogatory name, really.

[Kuya]

What really kills me is the reaction to metrosexual, the retrosexual

[Howie Roary]

I don't see how people do the whole exclusively mutual relationship thing. I'm in one right now and I just want to fuck literally everybody... chicks have been getting me hot and bothered lately. I can't be all like this whole exclusive monogamy isn't working out because it would crush him. So I'm stuck. It'd be so much easier if people realized not everyone can get everything from one person. Some people can, some can't.

I honestly may have to accept this next time around, problem is I am all about being able to take what I dish out and I know I'd be real damn jealous (at least I would have been with the ex) so that's something I'd have to get over if I want to have all that free-love

[Linliel]

What, is that like ferals or something?

[Howie Roary]

What really kills me is the reaction to metrosexual, the retrosexual

thankfully this is my first time hearing such a thing

labels are so stupid, metrosexual is about is intelligent as the term "electronica"

goddammit

[Howie Roary]

Yeah, why'd they have to give being a decent human being a derogatory name, really.

metro generally isn't derogatory

[Kuya]

What, is that like ferals or something?

The retrosexual is a clever play on that other dusty gem of modern trend masculinity, the metrosexual. Unlike metrosexualism, which encouraged men to worry about their appearance and spend copious amounts of money on beauty products and clothes to mask the kinds of insecurities normally pushed on women, the retrosexual trend encourages men to worry about their appearance and spend copious amounts of money on products and clothes to mask more traditional masculine insecurities, like being gay, or a broke loser, or a gay broke loser.

http://www.salon.com/2010/04/07/retrosexuals_silliness/

[Shiroikage]

What really kills me is the reaction to metrosexual, the retrosexual

I remember reading about it and I'm still not really convinced whether it was actually a "thing" in any real way.

[Kuya]

I think men's magazines just made it up

[Howie Roary]

I'm gonna go out a limb and say if a c*cksucker from Toronto hasn't heard it then it never really 'took' as a term

[Shiroikage]

I think men's magazines just made it up

Sort of magazines in general.
It's the sort of thing you read about and never actually see.