Ryko hates the pussy

[Sera]

god damn it blarg, THIS got him to laugh.

[Sera]

also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzzjgBAaWZw at :45 got a snort because "his leg was up"

[Mertron]

[Mertron]

are you fucking kidding me

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[Sera]

Of course the thing that puts him in tears is the cat getting thrown into a trash can.

Of course, I laughed at This situation for a solid week, god, I still get a good chuckle out of this

[Sera]

also

[Blarg]

Of course the thing that puts him in tears is the cat getting thrown into a trash can.

Of course, I laughed at This situation for a solid week, god, I still get a good chuckle out of this

I figured I would have to get him on a technicality. Also wtf is wrong with you? Maybe if you imagine that girl saying that with a super british accent it could be funny but just imagining that situation is pretty rough

[Sera]

I figured I would have to get him on a technicality. Also wtf is wrong with you? Maybe if you imagine that girl saying that with a super british accent it could be funny but just imagining that situation is pretty rough

WHO THE FUCK RINGS THEIR MOM ON THEIR CELL PHONE WHILE THAT IS HAPPENING? it's just too ridiculous for me to even imagine, I'd be trying to gouge that fucking bear's brain with my cell phone

[Sera]

plus the original article i read about it from was in the NY daily news, and everyone knows the NYD is a hilariously written paper

i'm trying to find the NYD article, the headline was ridiculous

[Blarg]

MAYBE IT WAS DURING HER FREE CALLING HOURS. DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT. IT'S PRACTICALLY A CRIME TO NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SAVINGS

[Gekii]

ryko, pls dont hate the cats bro

[Ivve]

I figured I would have to get him on a technicality. Also wtf is wrong with you? Maybe if you imagine that girl saying that with a super british accent it could be funny but just imagining that situation is pretty rough

while i agree it is really fucking wtf to call your mother while you are being eaten by a bear, i agree with this. that seems... really fucking horrible. i am confused but not amused.

[Ivve]

can't imagine how awful it must be to receive recordings of your child being mauled and eaten alive, in absolute agony as they're being chewed on. seems like it'd be tough to actually listen to even if you didn't know them, much less being their parent.

[Sera]

oh sure, of course. I just can't get past the whole "whoops, being chased by a bear, better call my mum!"
it's like texting while being stabbed, who does that?

[Rocl]

I snickered at the premise of it and then it became really horrifying but I'm not certain I wasn't amused by it.

[Rocl]

it's like

hahaha oh oh oh wait what? oh hah..? oh oh dear what is this ah..........huh?

[Mertron]

i figured the article was a joke

if it wasnt, i still laughed so take that

[BerenTebogo]

I laughed too Sera, it's okay. I laughed a LOT.

[Ivve]

it's like

hahaha oh oh oh wait what? oh hah..? oh oh dear what is this ah..........huh?

yeah, pretty much only the title is kind of funny. i mean these are the opening sentences:

"A distraught mother listened on a mobile phone as her teenage daughter was eaten alive by a brown bear and its three cubs.
Olga Moskalyova, 19, gave an horrific hour-long running commentary on her own death in three separate calls as the wild animals mauled her."


i never really got past the horror. granted, this woman is stupid. why the fuck would you call your mom? but i didn't really find anything that evoked laughter. i just feel like, holy shit what the fuck were you thinking?

[Ivve]

i'm also kind of amazed she was able to make those calls while that was happening. what the fuck? i can see the final one taking place, but the thought of her like having her muscle stripped off the bone as she narrated to her mother what was going down. i kinda want to vomit