*breathless* ohthankgod. i STILL chuckle at the sheer ridiculous nature of the situation. Seriously? a bear attacks and THAT is your Go-to first action? Jesus.
but seriously, it's one of those "oh come ON, hahahaha ... wait this isn't an onion article? because it reads like one... oh jesus it's REAL? lololol"
and god i wish i could find that NY daily news headline, it was too hilarious
I'm much more of a dog person than cat person. It's possible to learn to tolerate them and if you've had them since they were kittens actually even have positive feelings for them. I still don't understand my cat though, I have no idea what he wants when he runs around screaming and attacks my toes. Doesn't help he really doesn't want to be with me and the only time he acts civil is when I feed him or when my ex is around. He scratches my furniture, pees on my shoes, shits in my bathroom every second day and eats my breakfast if I don't watch it. I'm not sure how I'm supposed to stand it for another two months, but he's my cat too and I have a responsibility towards him.
Still doesn't stop me from finding most cat videos adorable though.
Oh gor rofl!
I remember when my dog was a puppy he'd find all kinds of stuff when we were not home or asleep, washing powder, cocoa, yarn, trash, carpet and spread it all around. Was thrilling.
I'm much more of a dog person than cat person. It's possible to learn to tolerate them and if you've had them since they were kittens actually even have positive feelings for them. I still don't understand my cat though, I have no idea what he wants when he runs around screaming and attacks my toes. Doesn't help he really doesn't want to be with me and the only time he acts civil is when I feed him or when my ex is around. He scratches my furniture, pees on my shoes, shits in my bathroom every second day and eats my breakfast if I don't watch it. I'm not sure how I'm supposed to stand it for another two months, but he's my cat too and I have a responsibility towards him.
Still doesn't stop me from finding most cat videos adorable though.
My cat runs to me when I get home. Comes when I call. Leaves me the fuck alone when I want to be left alone. Hops right in bed unless someone else is in it. Plays fetch. Shits and pees in the box. Only talkative when she wants to play fetch or really needs attention. She's pretty boss.