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**Ryko** · 2012-01-24 03:24

Only really ever made it with chicks older than me and just getting a straight beej was never a first time deal.

**Deejay** · 2012-01-24 10:30

i wish girls acted like they did in highschool and gave Bj's first. i love gettin bjs. sex almost always comes first unless the girl has feelings

**Deejay** · 2012-01-24 10:33

and whats funny is i'd give a HEARTY LOL to any chick that expected me to go down on her before we've ever had sex

i would literally laugh out loud

**Lucienne** · 2012-01-24 10:43

Originally Posted by Deejay

and whats funny is i'd give a HEARTY LOL to any chick that expected me to go down on her before we've ever had sex

i would literally laugh out loud

Try to have sex with her when she has her period.
Not sure how you'd find out without being a creep though.

**Abandon** · 2012-01-24 12:51

Originally Posted by tyven

i dont lose respect for a girl if she fucks me on the first night. definitely an awful whore if she blows me on the first night.

haha

**archibaldcrane** · 2012-01-24 13:12

This thread makes me miss hooking up with a girl for the first time. I love my gf, and our sex life is good but that new pussy and the excitement surrounding it is something I miss.

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-01-24 13:35

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

new pussy

**Abandon** · 2012-01-24 13:37

rofl

**Colenzo** · 2012-01-24 13:37

what a bad ass

**tyven** · 2012-01-24 17:26

Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass

holy shit i cannot stop laughing at this gif. this is the best gif. there is not a better gif. omg

**Callisto** · 2012-01-24 17:28

can't say I've ever gotten a blerbjerb first

**archibaldcrane** · 2012-01-24 18:29

I don't know what it has to do with new pussy but that gif is fucking amazing

also the explosion seems to block out the sun which is a crazy ass effect unless there's some weird nightvision I'm not picking up on or it's actually inside on a huge soundstage either way shit's great

**tyven** · 2012-01-24 18:31

that guy was celebrating new pussy.

**Arvin** · 2012-01-24 18:32

their explosions will blot out the sun

**Kuya** · 2012-01-24 18:35

i thought it was obvious that it was a celebration

***Blarg*** · 2012-01-24 18:35

that's just the videocamera reacting to the sudden increase in light so it shuts it's viewing apparatus and then once the light from the explosion is gone it's black because not enough natural light can get in the camera's opening.

I know this because I basically made it up on a hunch.

**Deejay** · 2012-01-24 19:08

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

I don't know what it has to do with new pussy

**Cadsuane** · 2012-01-24 19:43

After, mostly cause I think of blowjobs as desert rather than an appetizer. When it comes to reciprocating, if it's the first time it's usually steamy enough not to require much foreplay so that sort of thing either happens later or during to ensure an orgasm.

***Blarg*** · 2012-01-24 19:53

Originally Posted by Cadsuane

After, mostly cause I think of blowjobs as desert rather than an appetizer. When it comes to reciprocating, if it's the first time it's usually steamy enough not to require much foreplay so that sort of thing either happens later or during to ensure an orgasm.

dammit, I thought I taught you people the difference

**Cadsuane** · 2012-01-24 19:56

Fuck, sorry.

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