The definitive argument

**Conrad** · 2012-01-25 08:54

A friend of mine sent me news that a new TMNT game is being made, built off of the Arkham City engine. Clearly this is the best news ever, but the discussion quickly degenerated into an argument about the best Ninja Turtle.

Therefore, I bring the argument to Spam. Please explain your choice, and why you're wrong if you didn't choose Donnie.

**ⒻⓊⒸⓀⓎⒺⒶⒽ** · 2012-01-25 09:03

I used to have a crush on Michaelangelo when I was a kid, he's clearly the most hip. Though overall Splinter is definitely superior.

**Deejay** · 2012-01-25 09:21

Anyone who likes Donatello is a fag. Michaelangelo is clearly the best wtf is wrong with you

**Deejay** · 2012-01-25 09:24

Although Raph IS ACCEPTABLE but he got the shit beat out of him in TMNTII and he shouldve beaten Leonardo in the 1v1 from the cgi movie

edit: or did he? can't remember

**Deejay** · 2012-01-25 09:27

Oh and thanks Skirdeezy. Even though your taste in mutant ninjas is terrible, this is the best news I've heard all day and it's only 9 AM

**ⒻⓊⒸⓀⓎⒺⒶⒽ** · 2012-01-25 09:27

No, he got his ass handed to him AS HE SHOULD.

**Conrad** · 2012-01-25 09:28

Sorry you don't appreciate ingenuity and the fact that Donnie can take out the foot clan from half a mile away

**Deejay** · 2012-01-25 09:29

Originally Posted by Skirkle

Sorry you don't appreciate ingenuity and the fact that Donnie can take out the foot clan from half a mile away

numchucks > walking stick

**Deejay** · 2012-01-25 09:30

Like, that shouldn't even be an argument. This is like stating blowjobs > over the pants hand jobs

**Deejay** · 2012-01-25 09:39

Originally Posted by Deejay

numchucks > walking stick

KEEP PRACTICIIINNNNG ~

**Conrad** · 2012-01-25 09:44

I think it was Kyobro who said he'd ask this question on first dates as an icebreaker.

**Kiarax** · 2012-01-25 09:47

Originally Posted by Skirkle

I think it was Kyobro who said he'd ask this question on first dates as an icebreaker.

Also lets you know she is not worth it if she doesn't know shit about Ninja Turtles.

**Kiarax** · 2012-01-25 09:47

Whoops I meant Hero Turtles* please don't arrest me.

**Lucienne** · 2012-01-25 10:12

Voted for Michelangelo, because it was the only one I remembered.

**#686578** · 2012-01-25 10:37

Originally Posted by Deejay

Michaelangelo is clearly the best wtf is wrong with you

Originally Posted by Deejay

Although Raph IS ACCEPTABLE

Pretty much this

**Conrad** · 2012-01-25 10:57

Wow everyone has been wrong so far

**Conrad** · 2012-01-25 10:58

Btw can someone switch Leo & Raph's spots, apparently the first choice in the poll is red and the second is blue and I want them to match up

third is yellow (which is close enough to orange) and fourth is purple so it works out nicely

**Ryko** · 2012-01-25 11:07

Firstly, I'm gonna fuck some niggas up in technodrome asylum. Secondly, Donnie is always the best video turtle with 1 exception for raph in one tournament fighter version. Outside vidya, raph shits on you fools.

Truth is that the best vidya turtle character is karai, the best vidya turtle is donnie though.

**Demosthenes** · 2012-01-25 11:08

Any turtle than is not Leo is a second-class turtle.

**Demosthenes** · 2012-01-25 11:09

Only one turtle I trust to actually save my life. Leo.

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