Dear Virginia,

**tyven** · 2012-01-27 12:28

its the staffers you have to worry about.

**tyven** · 2012-01-27 12:28

Originally Posted by Skirkle

lol

oh you

**Sera** · 2012-01-27 12:28

Originally Posted by tyven

yes and UVA student. and Tysons corner accountant.

So what do you say? I'll believe this policy is fair when it encompasses nicotine, alcohol and fatty food. Because right now this is what it says to me: "we're not going to let those niggers waste money on crack or those fucking hippies waste money on weed, but we are going to allow Jimbob and his cousin Kenneth to smoke cigarettes and drink Budweiser all day while they sit in their lawn chairs and fire their shotguns into the air for no reason, no problem!"

Yup, sounds completely fair and legit.

And when they start testing our congressmen for drugs every time they try to collect a paycheck. Fair? Sounds perfectly fair to me.

**tyven** · 2012-01-27 12:29

Originally Posted by Sera

So what do you say? I'll believe this policy is fair when it encompasses nicotine, alcohol and fatty food.

And when they start testing our congressmen for drugs every time they try to collect a paycheck. Fair? Sounds perfectly fair to me.

i have no problem with either of those things. cutting each of those things out makes people a better person.

**Sera** · 2012-01-27 12:31

Originally Posted by tyven

its the staffers you have to worry about.

Fine. All government employees then.

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-01-27 12:32

Originally Posted by tyven

i have no problem with either of those things. cutting each of those things out makes people a better person.

socialism

**Conrad** · 2012-01-27 12:32

drugs are bad, m'kay

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-01-27 12:32

I think

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-01-27 12:32

it is time

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-01-27 12:33

for a truth http://www.dailyinterestingfacts.com...ts-Fat-Man.jpg

**Sera** · 2012-01-27 12:35

BTW going to need all of you to submit your weekly mealplans to your local representative, your government wants to ensure that you're eating right!

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-01-27 12:36

people want shit to go their way, always. someone is always going to cheat the system or work the system to get their way. its congressmen, people on welfare, you, me, them, they. there's always going to be something to be outraged about because you think someone is getting more than you. it's all bullshit and a waste of time to be incredulous over it. it's been happening since before we were we and its going to keep happening until we drop laser carpet bombs all over this bitch and start the evolution of lizard people.

people are categorized into two groups. group A is because fuck you. group B is because I feel good making you look bad because fuck you.

I just want new pussy, great blow, and cheap vidya. fuck.

**Sera** · 2012-01-27 12:40

i'd feel better about the government if I could share a spliff with my congressperson. BUT THAT ISN'T HOW YOU WANT IT TO BE

**Alleya** · 2012-01-27 12:40

That's right. You're supposed to share a beer with him. Because whenever I go into a bar, I think to myself, "Now here are some Presidents."

**Sera** · 2012-01-27 12:46

Originally Posted by Alleya

That's right. You're supposed to share a beer with him. Because whenever I go into a bar, I think to myself, "Now here are some Presidents."

lmao

it's actually more realistic to expect to do a line of coke with them

**Sera** · 2012-01-27 12:46

maybe kill a hooker or two

**Linliel** · 2012-01-27 12:52

I'd rather just go for a beer

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-01-27 12:53

dead hooker beer

**Conrad** · 2012-01-27 13:17

Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass

dead hooker beer

is that an IPA

**Sera** · 2012-01-27 13:21

Originally Posted by Skirkle

is that an IPA

it's a craft micro, from a small COMMUNITY brewery, you've probably never heard of it

/beerhipsters

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