Started a Fire

[Ksandra]

fuck all of you t(''t)

[Ryko]

oh this person is friends with ksandra.

All is explained

YUP

[#686578]

I dont know why I'm not allowed to lock threads

[Rocl]

i read "almost killed a cat" and stopped

why the fuck didn't you finish the job?

almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

[Blarg]

almost counts in sex too. you have no idea how many girls I almost almost fucked

[Abandon]

[Abandon]

almost counts in sex too. you have no idea how many girls I almost almost fucked

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36...ok/16gzndk.gif

[Blarg]

it's like double digits dude

[Sera]

this, ugh

[Lucienne]

I could give two shits about my post count. Look at it 121 posts since 2006.

And that's where it should stay.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

So this is kind of spamming so in the spam section it goes.

Almost killed a cat and possibly a bunch of people. I put some food in a skillet and tossed some stuff in the trash. Trash was full so thought while the food was heating up I would toss it down the garbage chute which is right outside the door. Open door toss in trash turn around to step back inside and *click* door shut and it auto-locks when it shuts. I am in shorts, no phone, no keys, no phone on me.

Food is on the stove and I immediately know I have to do something before the pan catches fire and the apartment goes up in flames. Rush to super and to building owners places but no one is answering. Get a guy to open his door on second floor he calls them and no answer. Cant get hold of anyone with a key.

I rush back to the 8th floor and it is very smokey smelling so I get a lady to call 911 and the fire department shows up and bust open the door and the pan was on fire but the fire had not spread past the stove at this point. Minimal damage and it was done.

Now for the weirdest things. First the door looks untouched. I didn't get to go up with them to see how they opened it but the lock looks like it imploded and the solid metal lock is just destroyed, but the door is not touched at all and has no damage just needs a lock replacement. The second thing is this isn't my apartment. A friend is out of town and had me come over to take care of his cat who is freaked out now. I think he won't be happy when he finds out.

I had it pretty good, while the locksmith was replacing the lock he kept getting calls to see if he could respond to them from his store. Millions of people in NYC so always someone locked out. One of the calls was a woman who had the door lock on her and she was stuck outside her house and he baby was locked inside.

[Conrad]

So this is kind of spamming so in the spam section it goes.

Almost killed a cat and possibly a bunch of people. I put some food in a skillet and tossed some stuff in the trash. Trash was full so thought while the food was heating up I would toss it down the garbage chute which is right outside the door. Open door toss in trash turn around to step back inside and *click* door shut and it auto-locks when it shuts. I am in shorts, no phone, no keys, no phone on me.

Food is on the stove and I immediately know I have to do something before the pan catches fire and the apartment goes up in flames. Rush to super and to building owners places but no one is answering. Get a guy to open his door on second floor he calls them and no answer. Cant get hold of anyone with a key.

I rush back to the 8th floor and it is very smokey smelling so I get a lady to call 911 and the fire department shows up and bust open the door and the pan was on fire but the fire had not spread past the stove at this point. Minimal damage and it was done.

Now for the weirdest things. First the door looks untouched. I didn't get to go up with them to see how they opened it but the lock looks like it imploded and the solid metal lock is just destroyed, but the door is not touched at all and has no damage just needs a lock replacement. The second thing is this isn't my apartment. A friend is out of town and had me come over to take care of his cat who is freaked out now. I think he won't be happy when he finds out.

I had it pretty good, while the locksmith was replacing the lock he kept getting calls to see if he could respond to them from his store. Millions of people in NYC so always someone locked out. One of the calls was a woman who had the door lock on her and she was stuck outside her house and he baby was locked inside.

You're the ball

[Kuya]

how is he doing that

[Blarg]

when it comes to dancing like a retard people will find a way

[Xajii]

And that's where it should stay.

Cold as ice

[Blarg]

this is the welcoming people see when trying to post in spam for the first time

[Tajin]

I prefer:

[Charismatic]

God, love that fucking theme.

[Howie Roary]

we didn't start the fire, na na na na na na na something na na na

[Howie Roary]

mumble mumble mumble mumble something something something something something something something something something
we didn't start the fire na na na na na na na na na na na
we didn't start the fire something burning and it's something na na na na