Random Fail XIII: I FOR FUCKING LAST TIME TALLING YOU

[Zetanio]

You guys better be careful. The things you put on the internet have consequences.

God, he is just the old woman in movies peering through the blinds with binoculars, fingers on the 9 and 1 on his phone, isn't he? Only if the old lady tried to kill Debbie Gibson.

Sidenote: he's got his own Dramatica page? Nice.

Is that actually him?

[Buffy]

Ya'll realize you just stroke his ego by clicking on his blog, right? He doesn't care if you like it, its the number of times his page gets viewed that gets him off.

[Howie Roary]

This guy seriously has some fucked up mental issues. He's a rarity on the internet these days.

[Khajit]

This guy seriously has some fucked up mental issues. He's a rarity on the internet these days.

Dont bring ponies into this.

[Flionheart]

Is that actually him?

He was 43 when he was arrested in 98, and he claims he's 44 now... Could be I guess.

[Chamaan]

There's been rumors circulating for years that it's actually him. Lots of claims of research, secret documents, combing through microfiche. I'm both convinced and unconvinced, but at the risk of being a rumormonger, I'll just dust my hat, say "It's Starcade so who cares?" and feed this rumor until it becomes true like that episode of Supernatural with the Tulpa.

EDIT: some backreading from a couple years ago in the OF Thread

This post quotes out something he said on the OFs, and continues for several pages.

http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/103...=1#post4557196

[bechyni]

Carbuncle's most "successful" marrow farming LS hard at work vs nq DL (think they have roughly 12 people~)

Spoiler: show

http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/5...4143b01d27.jpg
http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/5...4144217c29.jpg

[NynJa]

At that point I blisted the name, but they kept sending me tells and chatmon registers it, so it got annoying, so I figured I'd see what this idiot was still telling me.

[15:45:11]Hollyvallence>> Might be why you're w/o g/f, how sad
[15:45:53]>>Hollyvallence : are you done? lol
[15:46:00]Hollyvallence>> ohh well, no galka hot dial for you ^^
[15:46:28]Hollyvallence>> Yes I am ! its wasting time to talk to a short come like you
[15:46:42]>>Hollyvallence : I've had a girlfriend for 4 years btw, you should probably check your facts
[15:47:09]Hollyvallence>> REALLY! wow <{Congratulations!}> was she ugly ?
[15:47:15]Hollyvallence>> err i mean, ugly
[15:47:31]Hollyvallence>> Did she look like a galka ? =O
[15:47:46]Hollyvallence>> Did she have a manhood ?!
[15:47:57]Hollyvallence>> I WANNA KNOW EVERYYTHING !
[15:48:40]Hollyvallence>> I'm kidding, your life is ininteresting! bye =D don't forget to random fail me today =D =D
[15:49:58]>>Hollyvallence : bye mule
[15:49:59]Your tell was not received. The recipient is either offline or changing areas.


The writing style is very similar to FHT, someones tooshie got hurt?
seriously, who the fuck still hides behind mules to send harassing tells to people?

http://www.ffxiah.com/player/Carbuncle/Hollyvallence
Glad whoever that was reactivated a 7 month old mule just to send me creepy tells.

[Chamaan]

Even the guild stone whispers it to people. Gotta admit, I laughed pretty hard at that.

[Eurell]

Random Fail XIV: No Galka hot dial for you ^^

[FHT]

At that point I blisted the name, but they kept sending me tells and chatmon registers it, so it got annoying, so I figured I'd see what this idiot was still telling me.

[15:45:11]Hollyvallence>> Might be why you're w/o g/f, how sad
[15:45:53]>>Hollyvallence : are you done? lol
[15:46:00]Hollyvallence>> ohh well, no galka hot dial for you ^^
[15:46:28]Hollyvallence>> Yes I am ! its wasting time to talk to a short come like you
[15:46:42]>>Hollyvallence : I've had a girlfriend for 4 years btw, you should probably check your facts
[15:47:09]Hollyvallence>> REALLY! wow <{Congratulations!}> was she ugly ?
[15:47:15]Hollyvallence>> err i mean, ugly
[15:47:31]Hollyvallence>> Did she look like a galka ? =O
[15:47:46]Hollyvallence>> Did she have a manhood ?!
[15:47:57]Hollyvallence>> I WANNA KNOW EVERYYTHING !
[15:48:40]Hollyvallence>> I'm kidding, your life is ininteresting! bye =D don't forget to random fail me today =D =D
[15:49:58]>>Hollyvallence : bye mule
[15:49:59]Your tell was not received. The recipient is either offline or changing areas.


The writing style is very similar to FHT, someones tooshie got hurt?
seriously, who the fuck still hides behind mules to send harassing tells to people?

http://www.ffxiah.com/player/Carbuncle/Hollyvallence
Glad whoever that was reactivated a 7 month old mule just to send me creepy tells.

LOL

[NynJa]

what is a "hot dial" anyways?

[FHT]

what is a "hot dial" anyways?

Like you don't know. XD

Even the guild stone whispers it to people. Gotta admit, I laughed pretty hard at that.

me too.

[Rocl]

this is awful you're both awful

[NynJa]

r0 fighting boss, why? because fuck you NA

[bechyni]

this is awful you're both awful

^ seriously

[FHT]

Like his game boy graphics tho, its what the real fail is here.

[NynJa]

Have you considered getting mental therapy?

[FHT]

Have you considered getting mental therapy?

My little Nynja, in all honesty, answer this question.

Betwin those 2 persons, who need mental health care the most?
1) the person spending his whole free time complaining about everything and nothing related to a virtual world- i.e "a dancing galka"
2) the person who make fun of the 1st person

Please, take a deep breath to oxigen what might be left of your brain "implying you ever had one" because it would hurt me deeply if you ever got the wrong answer.

[NynJa]

Id answer #2 if #1 was pertinent to me, alas its not. Id also like to point out that no point of "making fun" of someone involves getting temp banned for putting up homoerotic pictures and sending creepy private messages to people involving sex with galkas, solidifying the notion that you have mental defficiencies steming from your closet homosexuality which you battle with on a daily basis hence why you attempt to overcompensate with your gay attacks upon others.

Ergo, you need years and years of therapy.