Random Fail XIII: I FOR FUCKING LAST TIME TALLING YOU

[Tymon]

That boss isn't very hard..

[Jeryhn]

idk, they wanted a SMN for PD

[Shenrien]

I didn't think that thing could even cast Sleepga, more so how did you manage to aggro that thing before actually doing PD lol.. got one hell of a huge arena for that NM.

[Robertfb]

So I joined yet a 4th attestation farm only for everyone else to walk out with the attestations that they need but me, managed to get a GS attestation to drop only for another person to win lot on it with a fucking 7 point lot higher then mine.... I guess my plan to not drag my friends to help me farm my attestation was completely fucking stupid and fail then.

[Zetanio]

That was all one sentence wasn't it.

[Indalecia]

So I joined yet a 4th attestation farm only for everyone else to walk out with the attestations that they need but me, managed to get a GS attestation to drop only for another person to win lot on it with a fucking 7 point lot higher then mine.... I guess my plan to not drag my friends to help me farm my attestation was completely fucking stupid and fail then.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RkHOnWsriW...-that-shit.jpg

Your English teacher is trying to kill herself atm

[Sudox]

So I joined yet a 4th attestation farm only for everyone else to walk out with the attestations that they need but me, managed to get a GS attestation to drop only for another person to win lot on it with a fucking 7 point lot higher then mine.... I guess my plan to not drag my friends to help me farm my attestation was completely fucking stupid and fail then.

Lol.

[Robertfb]

Ok, please forgive me for not bothering to edit my post in the proper syntax when I only bothered to sum up the fail and my anger at the fact I have to drag my only friends from their dyna farming time to farm my attestation. I'm sorry i've offended you all since this is the place for scholarly writing and not just a place where you can simply post shit that happens to you.

[Shirai]

Dear diary...

[Fievel]

Ok, please forgive me for not bothering to edit my post in the proper syntax when I only bothered to sum up the fail and my anger at the fact I have to drag my only friends from their dyna farming time to farm my attestation. I'm sorry i've offended you all since this is the place for scholarly writing and not just a place where you can simply post shit that happens to you.

In response to the last part of your post, the threads for random fail, but that's not what you post here. You just come here and tell us all about how terrible you are all the time, which I guess is fail? Just not how you think.

Shirai got it right, you treat this place like a diary. One to keep a close log on how bad you are.

[Robertfb]

In response to the last part of your post, the threads for random fail, but that's not what you post here. You just come here and tell us all about how terrible you are all the time, which I guess is fail? Just not how you think.

Shirai got it right, you treat this place like a diary. One to keep a close log on how bad you are.

I'm sorry you feel that all these events I've posted are not random fail and are instead faults of my person, I wasn't told that there is a limit to what we have to post and that I have to seek your specific approval and a few others to post on this forum, and I find it funny that i'm told how terrible I am when at least I try to better myself unlike the vast majority of players in this game. But i'll make sure to not to post here again then if all i'm gonna get is grief for posting.

[Gokku]

Personal fail, I was so excited to get my relic / loan last week I tipped the guy 500k for the 26 100byne he loaned me.. But then I gave him the full 30 stack as well... Didn't realize it for days...

So he lucked out 3.2mil to follow me to castle o

[Eurell]

I'm sorry you feel that all these events I've posted are not random fail and are instead faults of my person, I wasn't told that there is a limit to what we have to post and that I have to seek your specific approval and a few others to post on this forum, and I find it funny that i'm told how terrible I am when at least I try to better myself unlike the vast majority of players in this game. But i'll make sure to not to post here again then if all i'm gonna get is grief for posting.

You realize it just would have been 1-2 people saying something and it would be all over if you didn't keep responding right?

[Indalecia]

"But someone was MEAN to me!!"

[Khajit]

Urat is bitching so hard about stupid sch and dnc shit that even the server retard bilkyz and telling him to shut the hell up and he said the following not even 3 hours earlier.

[20:05:44] Bilkyz : if u dont have «Maat's Cap». u r a no body just saying.

http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/5...2c098a59f2.jpg

I think Urat has been bitching for an hour or three straight at this point. I keep on zoning back into jueno and he's STILL cursing and screaming.

[Kohan]

I think Urat has been bitching for an hour or three straight at this point. I keep on zoning back into jueno and he's STILL cursing and screaming.

Clearly, someone needs sedation. A constant feed of it, in fact.

If not that, perhaps we could create a Urat-powered cannon, aim it at Starcade's fortress, and be amused by the ensuing hilarity until the end of time.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

So, I was using a piece of shit loaner computer to play FFXI till I can save enough money to get a new one. It just died and I go get a new computer tomorrow.

[The Stig]

Urat was asking where the RuLudeGarden Homepoint was the other day lol

Shame he never took his friend's advice on qcdn a few years back:

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Urat, you were a friend of mine in game, so please, take my advice. Don't say anything.

That's the advice. Don't say anything.

You're not a bad guy. You're enthusiastic. You seem to mean well, despite how things turn out in practice. But, you talk inappropriately. I don't want you to become the next QCDN pariah. You might think it's too late, but it isn't. You can save your entire FFXI reputation. It's not too late. All you have to do is shut up. I mean that in a nice way. You're in quicksand, and you need not die. I'm tossing you a rope called shut up. Seriously.

If you let this drop, if you keep yourself out of trouble, people will forget. Don't make exaggerate. Don't post ideas for things you can't do yet. Don't talk. You have friends. You have a linkshell. You have tells. Stick to that for quite a while. I'm watching you destroy yourself and it isn't fun.

You seem to have a great need to prove yourself. I can understand. You were a mid level character in a social shell of 75s. You don't have to prove anything. Don't act big. You don't need to act big. You want to be popular? You can be. Try modesty. Seriously. Some people in FFXI are assholes. The won't be worthwhile no matter what they do. You're not. However, your FFXI social skills need a lot of work. Don't you see what you're making people think of you?

Lay low. If you think you don't need to lay low any longer, lay low another month after that. If you absolutely must post, keep it non XI. Keep it modest. You can be likable. Be likable. Nobody cares about accomplishments when they decide who to be friends with. I had lots of friends and no accomplishments. Just be modest. QCDN will appreciate you for it. FFXI will appreciate you for it. Don't try and stick yourself in the top tier. You won't be till you hit 75 and merit to no end and do endgame stuff. If you try, people will resent you for it. You don't want to be, and don't deserve to be, resented. So for god's sake, stick to your strong suits and stop the know it all business.

Let your name fall off the FFXI radar. Come back with a second chance and you'll be just fine. You're no where near as great as you give the impression you are in your dialogues here and in game. You're no where near as bad as the people here think you are because of your actions. So anyway. Save yourself, because if you become the next FFXI outcast, you'll probably end up quitting. How much fun would that be? If you think there's glory in being the single persecuted victim, there isn't. I hope you take my advice and drop into the shadows till the smoke clears.

This was posted to him after one huge fail of a thread.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Hey, making fun of Urat on Qcdn was a blast. I'll never forget the Cardian Card thread or the Adaberk colour thread with the wrong peice of gear posted.

[Cesaria]

Urat was asking where the RuLudeGarden Homepoint was the other day lol

Shame he never took his friend's advice on qcdn a few years back:



This was posted to him after one huge fail of a thread.

There's someone now on Quetz who took 45 minutes of a dynamis run, just before the world-merge and subsequent dynamis changes to be navigated to the Dynamis-Bastok trail markings... and this was NOT a new player.

(OK so we'll ignore the fact I still always get lost in Yuhungabongjungatunga Jungle... that map was designed by a sadist)