Random Fail XIII: I FOR FUCKING LAST TIME TALLING YOU

[Darkmagi]

http://www.ffxiah.com/item/13532/deft-ring? Sorry lol, I know you obviously meant deaf.

[Dotsudoku]

Dat iPad. Didn't even look at how it was coming out '~' , thanks

[Gwynplaine]

To provide some backstory on this, Micktll has been known to go fullretard on people when he fells any bit irritated, or feels that he has been wronged, and constantly tells people that he is going to kill them. I joined a PUG for plasma farming and he's in it on PLD. He refuses to hold more than three NMs and refuses to try and sac the others away so that we can pull from other rooms. I basically tell him that he either needs to learn to sac or how to hold more than three at a time. He flips out saying if he ever sees me IRL that he's going to kill me etc. I let it go and figure that he'll just buzz off after awhile. That group breaks and we make another one, go in do a successful round of farming, and afterwards some people leave. The alliance leader Broman starts to rep people and invites Micktll back on BRD because one of the previous BRDs had dc'd and had not come back after a short time frame. The other BRD eventually comes back and we tell Micktll to leave. He begins spamming Broman with tells saying that he's going to GM him and that he is a piece of shit etc. Out of the blue I get these:


I tell him some random restaurant in Barsha, he says that he will see me in one week and slit my throat, I dc'd and decided to continue trolling when I got back on:


Think he was asking people to try and MPK us, not sure. As I'm typing this up he is still sending me tells the most recent "I looked up the address it is building LOL you live in building LOL"

Guys I'm scared for my life.

Lol. Dubai is terrible place that attracts terrible people. Oh well. U smell fish, u go mormon goal now.

[noodles355]

monsters can lip read omg

[Nattack]

actually, since ninjutsu isnt magic I always wondered why it was affected by silence. I guess the ninjutsu cast animation includes mouth movements, but why do you need to speak to throw paper decoys at your enemy anyway?

[bechyni]

Lol. Dubai is terrible place that attracts terrible people. Oh well. U smell fish, u go mormon goal now.

I live in the states, don't know what prompted me to say Dubai lol

[Hitou]

actually, since ninjutsu isnt magic I always wondered why it was affected by silence. I guess the ninjutsu cast animation includes mouth movements, but why do you need to speak to throw paper decoys at your enemy anyway?

Haven't you ever seen/read Naruto? You have to scream out the name of the jutsu you're about to use before it can take effect.

[Nattack]

Haven't you ever seen/read Naruto? You have to scream out the name of the jutsu you're about to use before it can take effect.

Jutsu no Super Soaker! /squirt squirt

[Teryu]

Spent 6 hours killing the shark naakual and only got the stupid ass boots. -.-

[Myrrh_Quetz]

I think I got crank shouted earlier today. I come back home to several /tells of people asking me which Delve I was setting up. I guess someones prank failed?

[bechyni]

Pretty much explanatory, fail from all around:

[Dotsudoku]

Hybrid set? You fucking elitist

[Diomer]

Hybrid set? You fucking elitist

Pretty much. I ended up taking 3 DDs with pretty half ass hybrid sets and we timed out before Peiste died otherwise it would've been a decent run! ;(

[ryskar]

Was helping a friend with the taru LB a year or so ago. I don't remember much, besides the whm leaving right before we engaged and us failing.

Said watch out for petrify because I assumed when he asked for barfira, he was making a joke about Under Observation (since we were fighting it in Horlais).

I thought they were joking with each other but apparently the whm was genuinely pissed and left us.

[Rehn]

"Pre-Madonnas"!

[Gwynplaine]

lol, what would be a pre-madonna? Is that like a Cindi Lauper?

[Squah]

"Pre-Madonnas"!

lol'd heartily.

[Landsoul]

Not sure if posted before, but spotted this screenshot randomly from FFXIAH thought it was pretty fail :D

[bechyni]

Makes sense to me

[Nattack]

I mean, I guess it's a logical assumption.