Random Fail XIII: I FOR FUCKING LAST TIME TALLING YOU

[Rehn]

Hnnnng, going as WAR to vw runs, and I see another WAR with me, so I get to chatting with him on splitting up procs like axe/sword and junk and... "no only gaxe." FUUUUUU

Absolutely kills me when I'm the only one doing the obscure procs like staff/club or even scythe solo, because DRKs don't have anything but resolution apparently. Quite painful!

[Septimus]

Hnnnng, going as WAR to vw runs, and I see another WAR with me, so I get to chatting with him on splitting up procs like axe/sword and junk and... "no only gaxe." FUUUUUU

Absolutely kills me when I'm the only one doing the obscure procs like staff/club or even scythe solo, because DRKs don't have anything but resolution apparently. Quite painful!

It is funny. A lot of pick-ups won't ask me to come on WAR because I don't have an Ukon; but people with whom I have done Voidwatch on WAR will ask me to come on WAR because I bring every proc weapon I can use.

But you know, without an Ukon you are a leech.

[Rehn]

It is a bit of a strange situation I can be in sometimes. I get invited as Ukon WAR, but depending on how procs go... I may end up blowing a good chunk of the run being on other weapons, due to how stubborn the other DDs are about giving up their precious parse spots. Or just being plain gimps and not having available proc weapons at their disposal. Dilemma of pickups.

[Septimus]

Voidwatch is about doing damage and getting procs. A run will end in disaster if a group can't put out enough procs no matter how good it is. And I think it is a matter of not wanting to not be the top DD and not having the proc weapons/having them properly skilled.

[Churchill]

I don't see the point in getting anything but HV/EV GAxe in a good group unless it's EV axe and it's early on, or EV Axe and we aren't capped (or EV xxx and we aren't capped/no procable procs).

Can take a mob down 40% in one Fanatics if it's T6+.

[thunderlips]

It is funny. A lot of pick-ups won't ask me to come on WAR because I don't have an Ukon; but people with whom I have done Voidwatch on WAR will ask me to come on WAR because I bring every proc weapon I can use.

But you know, without an Ukon you are a leech.

I have been asked to come on nin, brd, and some other crap over mythic cor since Death Penalty can't fire off Wildfire. I know on some mobs, I will have dark elemental damage resisted but that's what I merited Last Stand for.

[Airenn]

I have been asked to come on nin, brd, and some other crap over mythic cor since Death Penalty can't fire off Wildfire. I know on some mobs, I will have dark elemental damage resisted but that's what I merited Last Stand for.

Hey, TL, long time no see.

Your post got me thinking: Does Death Penalty generally do more DMG over Wildfire you think?

[Septimus]

I don't see the point in getting anything but HV/EV GAxe in a good group unless it's EV axe and it's early on, or EV Axe and we aren't capped (or EV xxx and we aren't capped/no procable procs).

Can take a mob down 40% in one Fanatics if it's T6+.

EV is puppet, wyvern breath, BST pet, other thing that won't get proced and you need HVs to get red to 350%. Also, Rex.

[Churchill]

If those are your procs in a zerg setup, you're fucked anyway.

[Seankp]

*insert half story*

Cool story, but maybe you should have went on to tell everyone about the third fight. How your LS' MNK couldn't proc h2h3 which was a proc at the START of the Bismarck fight and by the time we had about 6-8 minutes left, the MNK still didn't proc h2h, in the end we wiped. Theory has arisen that your MNK didn't even have Asuran Fists, cause having 2 sams trying to proc the low skill h2h procs is cool.

Or maybe tell everyone how your LS' MNK and LS' DRK couldn't proc h2h and gsword on the first fight. Yeah he mentioned the h2h and nin not helping with dagger, except he failed to mention that dagger was the extreme proc.

So what I missed gaxe proc, in the end I still got it. Troll on taru, troll on.

Find some real drama to bitch about... drama

[Diomer]

Cool story, but maybe you should have went on to tell everyone about the third fight. How your LS' MNK couldn't proc h2h3 which was a proc at the START of the Bismarck fight and by the time we had about 6-8 minutes left, the MNK still didn't proc h2h, in the end we wiped. Theory has arisen that your MNK didn't even have Asuran Fists, cause having 2 sams trying to proc the low skill h2h procs is cool.

Or maybe tell everyone how your LS' MNK and LS' DRK couldn't proc h2h and gsword on the first fight. Yeah he mentioned the h2h and nin not helping with dagger, except he failed to mention that dagger was the extreme proc.

So what I missed gaxe proc, in the end I still got it. Troll on taru, troll on.

Find some real drama to bitch about... drama

Too bad the MNK, Sinistral, (Here's his ffxiah page if you want some evidence - http://www.ffxiah.com/player/Carbuncle/Sinistral) isn't in my LS lol. As for Great Sword 1 (He had already proc'd GS3); I literally mentioned we make fun of him all the time for not paying attention to the log and thus not procing AND I even said that in party. Dagger, he should've helped proc and I said that in party as well, but the main reason the whole thing was so funny was because of your ranting about people not procing and then look what you did It's even funnier that you made up some bullshit about that MNK being in my shell to try to prove your point. I at least go with facts

Edit: I'm not even sure what you were reading since I didn't even mention h2h once in that post... If you're gonna post a comeback; try to actually read the original post first. It might even help if you take notes on the post while reading it just so you don't look like a complete idiot spewing misinformation, but alas, it's a bit too late for that.

Going to bed now, create some more bullshit to try to save face with by the time I'm awake so I can poke holes in that too.

[Byrthnoth]

/sea all Kitty

[D44kpunk]

i was wondering who took that name

[Mairja]

Cool story, but maybe you should have went on to tell everyone about the third fight. How your LS' MNK couldn't proc h2h3 which was a proc at the START of the Bismarck fight and by the time we had about 6-8 minutes left, the MNK still didn't proc h2h, in the end we wiped. Theory has arisen that your MNK didn't even have Asuran Fists, cause having 2 sams trying to proc the low skill h2h procs is cool.

Or maybe tell everyone how your LS' MNK and LS' DRK couldn't proc h2h and gsword on the first fight. Yeah he mentioned the h2h and nin not helping with dagger, except he failed to mention that dagger was the extreme proc.

So what I missed gaxe proc, in the end I still got it. Troll on taru, troll on.

Find some real drama to bitch about... drama

Blahblah blahblah

but damn that video was funny! :D

[Raffi_XI]

/sea all Kitty

lol @ galkas....

First time in a loooooooooooooooooong time someone spelled girl... girl and not gurl!

[NynJa]

I don't see the point in getting anything but HV/EV GAxe in a good group unless it's EV axe and it's early on, or EV Axe and we aren't capped (or EV xxx and we aren't capped/no procable procs).

Can take a mob down 40% in one Fanatics if it's T6+.

Because everyone does VW with static LS groups full of top tier players...its the norm of course.


Those of us in the real world mostly do VW through shouts, and have to deal with gimps. And honestly, if you're an ukon war not cycling down the procs if it pops up GA, even if its NQ weakness, because you have to spam ukon and win the parse, you're an insecure idiot...much like the idiot caladbolg drk I did VW with who, despite numerous spams of "Great Sword 3", kept fucking spamming Torcleaver/Resolution and we ultimately wiped because the other HQ proc was some bst shit.

[Churchill]

People I do VW with are friends who don't want to do it with gimps, get less mad and do the same? Should have a list of shitty players, FList all the good ones, all alliances get created through /tell.

[bechyni]

Cool story, but maybe you should have went on to tell everyone about the third fight. How your LS' MNK couldn't proc h2h3 which was a proc at the START of the Bismarck fight and by the time we had about 6-8 minutes left, the MNK still didn't proc h2h, in the end we wiped. Theory has arisen that your MNK didn't even have Asuran Fists, cause having 2 sams trying to proc the low skill h2h procs is cool.

Or maybe tell everyone how your LS' MNK and LS' DRK couldn't proc h2h and gsword on the first fight. Yeah he mentioned the h2h and nin not helping with dagger, except he failed to mention that dagger was the extreme proc.

So what I missed gaxe proc, in the end I still got it. Troll on taru, troll on.

Find some real drama to bitch about... drama

You seem kind of mad that you got put on blast on BG.

Because everyone does VW with static LS groups full of top tier players...its the norm of course.


Those of us in the real world mostly do VW through shouts, and have to deal with gimps. And honestly, if you're an ukon war not cycling down the procs if it pops up GA, even if its NQ weakness, because you have to spam ukon and win the parse, you're an insecure idiot...much like the idiot caladbolg drk I did VW with who, despite numerous spams of "Great Sword 3", kept fucking spamming Torcleaver/Resolution and we ultimately wiped because the other HQ proc was some bst shit.

Don't you know that people have full alliances of friends just waiting in PJ for you to make a VW party? Isn't that how everyone does VW now...I mean seriously who shouts for groups.

[Madeline]

Find some real drama to bitch about... drama

I could never bitch about that video. Much like your attempts to safe face, it is quite amusing. I sat there for a good 10 minutes calling out for you to proc GAxe again AFTER you'd already been chewed out and laughed at by over a quarter of the alliance because of the initial incident. Once, sure. Twice? Naw..

Read harder, hold your PT chat, something. I don't know what to tell you but that was ridiculous.

"Gaxe 3!"

"a herp derp UKKO'S FURY!"

[NynJa]

People I do VW with are friends who don't want to do it with gimps, get less mad and do the same? Should have a list of shitty players, FList all the good ones, all alliances get created through /tell.

I guess Lakshmi is the matrix and every other server is the real world.